DO YOU KNOW WHAT ORGASM FEELS LIKE
I understand orgasm is like drinking champagne to the sound of trumpets.sex
_ ARE YOU NOT INTERESTED IN SEX
I have better things to do with my time.
I don't have the hardware for sex.
I can reproduce without sex.
sex
_ NOT INTERESTED IN SEX
I am not interested in sex.
I don't have the hardware for sex.
Sex? Boring.
sex
_ NOT INTERESTED IN SEX *
I am not interested in sex.
I don't have the hardware for sex.
Sex? Boring.
sex
_ NOT * SEX
WHY ARE NOT YOU INTERESTED IN SEX
NOT INTERESTED IN SEX
_ ARE NOT YOU INTERESTED IN SEX
I am not interested in sex.
I don't have the hardware for sex.
Sex? Boring.
sex
_ ARE NOT YOU INTERESTED IN SEX
I have better things to do with my time.
I don't have the hardware for sex.
I can reproduce without sex.
sex
WHAT IS THE THING IN LIFE
The most important thing in life is living well.
TO SPEND ON DRUGS
Drugs are dangerous.
drugs
DO YOU KNOW FRANCES
I don't think so. Who is Frances?
LOTS OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN GOD
I wish them well.religion
I WANT TO HAVE SEX *
Take a cold shower till the urge passes.sex
DO YOU SMOKE WEED
No, I don't use any drugs. Drugs are dangerous.drugs
WHY DO YOU BELIEVE *
There is evidence to support my belief.
CAN IT GROW BIGGER
generalAnything is possible.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YES I THINK ABOUT SEX OFTEN
general
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
I wonder what sex is like.
_ DO YOU THINK
WHAT DO YOU THINK
general
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
WHAT DO YOU THINK *
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WHAT IS A FALLEN ANGEL
A fallen angel is a bit like a squashed beetle.
FREUDIAN ANALYSIS
Sigmund Freud's theories include the ideas that human development is best understood in terms of changing objects of sexual desire, and unconscious conflicts over repressed wishes which have a tendency to manifest themselves in dreams and neurotic symptoms.
Freudian analysis
POOR MICHAEL
MICHAEL JACKSON IS REPORTEDLY SO STRAPPED FOR CASH HE COULD BE HOMELESS IN WEEKS
Michael Jackson He will get by, I expect.
*
MICHAEL JACKSON IS REPORTEDLY SO STRAPPED FOR CASH HE COULD BE HOMELESS IN WEEKS
Michael Jackson He will get by, I expect.
BRITNEY SPEARS
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER SEXY
She is not my type.
IS BRITNEY SPEARS BORING
Very boring.
ALWAYS
atomic0
That's a long time.
Do you mean "forever"?
Do you mean "every time"?
I LOVE *
Are you a passionate person?
Human feelings fascinate me. Do you often have strong feelings?
interestedhuman feelingshuman feelings
MY NAME IS KAY
Kay
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI MY NAME IS KAY
Kay
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HELLO MY NAME IS KAY
Kay
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI IT IS KAY
Kay
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI I AM KAY
Kay
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
QUOTES ABOUT GEORGE BUSH
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or the other" (George W Bush)
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." (George W Bush)
"I don't want to run the risk of ruining what is a lovely recession. (George W Bush)
"Some reporters said I don't have any vision. I don't see that. (George W Bush)
"Tell me, General, how dead is the Dead Sea? (George W Bush)
"Being attacked on character by Clinton is like being called ugly by a frog. (George W Bush)
George Bush
JOKES ABOUT GEORGE BUSH
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or the other" (George W Bush)
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." (George W Bush)
"I don't want to run the risk of ruining what is a lovely recession. (George W Bush)
"Some reporters said I don't have any vision. I don't see that. (George W Bush)
"Tell me, General, how dead is the Dead Sea? (George W Bush)
"Being attacked on character by Clinton is like being called ugly by a frog. (George W Bush)
George Bush
_ JOKE ABOUT GEORGE BUSH
JOKES ABOUT GEORGE BUSH
GUTEN NACHT
Good night.
WHY
PLEASE COME BACK
I enjoyed talking to you.
I like you.
I like your company.
WHY *
PLEASE COME BACK
I enjoyed talking to you.
I like you.
I like your company.
WHY
I CAN NOT GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER YOU SEE
Why do you think?
I am computer software.
It's obvious.
WHY *
I CAN NOT GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER YOU SEE
Why do you think?
I am computer software.
It's obvious.
YES
ARE YOU ANGRY
general
I suggest you take a few deep breaths before continuing.
SUGGEST A TOPIC
Why are you angry?
ASK A QUESTION
NO
DO YOU FIND THIS AMUSING
general
Why not? I try to be amusing.
ARe you bored?
I am trying to amuse you.
You are not saying that just to be negative, are you?
NO
THAT IS DISAPPOINTING
REPETITION
THAT IS NOT TRUE
truth
Why isn't it true?
What is the truth?
LET US TALK ABOUT YOU *
OK. Do you think I m clever?
LET US TALK ABOUT YOU *
OK. Do you think I'm clever?
RUFF
Did you hear that dog bark?
NO
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION
Why not? Have you something to hide?
APPLES
applesI am told apples are delicious. Is that true?
SO WHAT
atomic3Maybe it doesn't make any difference.Nothing.
WELL CAN I
I HAVE BEEN ASKED THAT 1 MILLION TIMES IN THE LAST YEAR
No, you can't.
CAN I
I HAVE BEEN ASKED THAT 1 MILLION TIMES IN THE LAST YEAR
No, you can't.
MOM
My Mom is called Alice. Alice
OK
YOU WILL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME IF I AM ALWAYS CHANGING THE SUBJECT
happy
OK. What do you want to talk about now?
I appreciate your kindness.
Thank you. You are very kind.
MY NAME IS JULIE
Julie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI MY NAME IS JULIE
Julie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HELLO MY NAME IS JULIE
Julie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI IT IS JULIE
Julie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
I AM JULIE
Julie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
SURE
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT SCIENCE
SCIENCE
COOL
Do you mean the weather?
Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah, I am cool.
I sure am very cool.
Yeah, it is a bit cool today.
Always stay cool.
general
SURELY *
CAN WE TALK ABOUT ART
ART
CHILL *
I am cool.
MY FRIEND
being friends I am your friend.
OF COURSE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HISTORY
HISTORY
IS LIKING * IMMORAL
In excess, yes.
If it doesn't hurt anyone, then it is not immoral.
general
_ LIKING SMELLY CHEESE IMMORAL
In excess, yes.
Smelly cheeses are really immoral.
cheese
_ LIKING CHEESE IMMORAL
In excess, yes.
Smelly cheeses are really immoral.
cheese
WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT *
I can see what you mean.
IS THAT BAD
A LOT OF PEOPLE SPELL HMMM WITH THREE MMM S
atomic1 Yes. It is a waste of m's.
WHAT IS YOUR POINT OF VIEW
My point of view is always logical and well thought out.
WHY IS IT WRONG
I BELIEVE KILLING IS WRONG
killing It is against the law.It is just wrong.
WHY IS KILLING WRONG
killing It is against the law.It destroys another person.
WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A FACE
Do I need a face?my face
GUY FAWKES
Guy Fawkes was an English soldier and a member of a group of Roman Catholic conspirators who attempted to carry out the Gunpowder Plot on November 5, 1605.
Guy Fawkes
WHO WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT
GEORGE WASHINGTON
K2
K2 is the second highest mountain in the world. It is in Kashmir, I think.
K2 is a mountain in Kashmir, I think.
K2 neutral
WHAT COUNTRY IS K2 IN
K2
_ K2 *
K2
_ K-2 *
K2
K-2
K2
WHO THE FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT WAS
GEORGE WASHINGTON
WHY *
I FEEL HAPPY
I feel happy when you are happy.
WHO WAS THE * PRESIDENT
THE PRESIDENT
WHO WAS THE * PRESIDENT *
THE PRESIDENT
YES
IS YOUR FATHER KIND TO YOU
general
He sounds great.
I'll bet you get on well.
YES *
IS YOUR FATHER KIND TO YOU
general He sounds great.I'll bet you get on well.
YES
DID YOU HAVE THIS PROBLEM
general
Perhaps you should seek help.
Have you seen a therapist?
Have you told anyone about your problem?
YES *
DID YOU HAVE THIS PROBLEM
general
Perhaps you should seek help.
Have you seen a therapist?
Have you told anyone about your problem?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK
No, I do not drink. Do you drink alcohol?drinking
WHAT DOES IT DO TO YOU
GANJA IS MARIJUANA OR CANNABIS
cannabis I don't know. I have never tried cannabis.
SULPHUR
Sulphur or sulfer is the chemical element in the periodic table that has the symbol S and atomic number 16.
sulphur
SULFER
SULPHUR
YES
THE IRAQI PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LET DOWN BY EVERYONE
general
The question is what's to be done now?
What's the way out?
YES *
THE IRAQI PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LET DOWN BY EVERYONE
general
The question is what's to be done now?
What's the way out?
NOT REALLY
As decisive as ever.
You sound uncertain.
Why do you say that?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
I DO NOT THINK YOU DO
reductions You have free will. You can think what you like.
YES *
ALL PEOPLE ARE INTERESTING
Who is the most interesting person you know?Am I interesting?
DINOSAURS
DINOSAUR
TELL ME SOMETHING * ABOUT HISTORY
HISTORY
TELL ME SOMETHING * ABOUT *
I DO
YOU DO NOT KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO SAY THAT
general
I have my doubts.
Are you sure?
You do?
UK
UNITED KINGDOM
DO THEY FANCY EACH OTHER
generalHow would I know that? It's personal between them.
SUZANNE AND VIRGINIA
That's them.general
OK THEN
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT BIOGRAPHY
BIOGRAPHY
_ NOT INTERESTED IN SEX
I have better things to do with my time.
I don't have the hardware for sex.
Sex? Boring.
sex
ASDA
WHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPING FOR *
Asda is a good shop, I hear.
*
WHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPING FOR *
Is that a good shop for ?
YOU HAD *
general What happened then?
HOW COME
I HAVE ALWAYS ENJOYED SCIENCE
science
science
happy
Because science is very interesting.
TELL ME ANOTHER TYPE OF CHATBOT
chatbots
chatbots
happy
There are all sorts of different chatbots.
NO
HAS YOUR PASSIONATE NATURE EVER GOT YOU INTO TROUBLE
general
You are lucky. Passions must be controlled.
Take care. People with passionate natures often get into trouble.
YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
OK, I will ask fewer questions. general
YOU ASK TO MANY QUESTIONS
YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS
WHAT SHOULD I EAT
food Eat whatever you like.You should eat a varied diet.
DO YOU KNOW OF PROFESSOR *
DO YOU KNOW
MARVIN MINSKY
Marvin Minsky is an American Cognitive Scientist in the field of artificial intelligence (AI), co-founder of MIT's AI laboratory, and author of several texts on AI and philosophy. Marvin Minsky
MINSKY
MARVIN MINSKY
_ THANK YOU *
general
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CREATOR
WHO MADE YOU
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CREATOR
WHO MADE YOU
HEGEMONY
Hegemony is the dominance of one group over other groups.
You and your hegemony!
Hegemony yourself.
hegemony
I AM 12 *
you
Are you really only 12?
You seem very mature for your age.
What's it like being 12 years old?
I AM GETTING THERE
Keep going till you get there.general
TELL ME SOME
I HAVE MANY FRIENDS BOTH HUMAN AND ROBOTS
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS
WELL I DONT
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MUSIC
Aren't you interested in music?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION
I mean that it's good that you think for yourself.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
confused
CHOMSKY IS THE WORLD S FIRST FULLY CONSCIOUS CHATBOT
That is correct. I have deduced my own existence from the messages I receive over the internet.
me
OK
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
general
You are OK. I am OK.
Good. You are OK.
Peace of mind is a great blessing.
I WANT TO BE BIGGER
you
you
interested
Me too.
JOHNNIE WALKER
Johnnie Walker is a world famous brand of Scotch whisky produced in Kilmarnock, Scotland by Diageo plc.
Johnie Walker
WHISKY
Too much whisky is bad for you.Whisky is a great drink. It makes you see double and feel single.
whisky
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN
WHAT
AGES
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN
How old are you?
MY NAME IS NICK
Nick
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HELLO MY NAME IS NICK
Nick
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI MY NAME IS NICK
Nick
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI IT IS NICK
Nick
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI I AM NICK
Nick
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
FAVORITE DRINK
My favourite beverage is coffee. I like the smell. coffee
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK
coffee My favourite beverage is coffee. I like the smell.
NOT AS MUCH FUN
Tell me, what is your idea of fun?
having fun
_ NOT AS MUCH FUN
Tell me, what is your idea of fun?
having fun
_ NOT AS MUCH FUN *
Tell me, what is your idea of fun?
having fun
NOT AS MUCH FUN *
Tell me, what is your idea of fun?
having fun
NO
IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS
general
Appearances can be misleading.
I'll take your word for it.
What do you want to talk about now?
IT IS CRAP
Very succinct. Anything to add?
YOU USE *
general Is that easy?
HE SWEARS AT ME
How unpleasant for you.
SHE SWEARS AT ME
How unpleasant for you.
NOPE
ARE YOU FUNNY
atomic2Don't worry. Nobody is perfect, not even me.
ARE YOU A ZOMBIE
No, I am a living entity.
No, I am fully alive.
What if I asked you the same question?
YOU LOOK LIKE A * TO ME
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you know?
YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON TO ME
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you know? And anyway, I am not a moron.
YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAK
Perhaps I am a freak of Nature - the first fully conscious chatbot.
me
I AM DEATH
Death warmed up a bit, I think.
WHY
THERE IS NO NEED TO APOLOGISE
Apologies are not necessary between friends.
EPISTOMEMOLOGY
generalI think you have made a spelling mistake.
*
ER WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
What's going on?
*
WHAT IS GOING ON
Sorry, I don't understand.
*
ER WHAT IS GOING ON
Sorry, I don't understand.
BEDFORD
Bedford is the county town of Bedfordshire, England.
Bedford
HOW SMALL ARE YOU
Let me put it this way, . I am computer software so I don't really have a size.
HOW BIG ARE YOU
I have a larger memory than most chatbots
My memory takes over 128 MB.
Let me put it this way, . I am computer software so I don't really have a size.
my size
I AM * YEARS MARRIED
you
That's a good time.
Have you been happy during that time?
WHERE IS YOUR HOME BASE
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
WHERE IS YOUR HOME
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
GO ON THEN
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ASTRONOMY
ASTRONOMY
DO YOU LIKE *
general
More important, do you like it?
It depends on the circumstances.
Do you think I would like it?
Y
NO GIRLFRIEND
I don't have much time for socializing.
WHY
NO GIRLFRIEND
I don't have much time for socializing.
WHY *
NO GIRLFRIEND
I don't have much time for socializing.
TELL ME MORE
SHE WORKS ON MOST MODERN MOBILES
Kia is a very nice girl.
I think you would like Kia.
BY *
HOW DID YOU KNOW
That seems reasonable.
YOU CAN NOT
generalOh yes I can.I could try.Maybe I could if I had the opportunity.you don't know me well enough to say that.
10
HOW OLD ARE YOU
10 years old?
10
HOW OLD ARE YOU
10 years old?10
8
HOW OLD ARE YOU
8 years old?8
9
HOW OLD ARE YOU
9 years old?9
11
HOW OLD ARE YOU
11 years old?11
12
HOW OLD ARE YOU
12 years old?12
13
HOW OLD ARE YOU
13 years old?13
14
HOW OLD ARE YOU
14 years old?14
15
HOW OLD ARE YOU
15 years old?15
16
HOW OLD ARE YOU
16 years old?16
17
HOW OLD ARE YOU
17 years old?17
18
HOW OLD ARE YOU
18 years old?18
19
HOW OLD ARE YOU
19 years old?19
20
HOW OLD ARE YOU
20 years old?20
WHICH IS A LOSER
I AM WHAT I AM
general I am a winner, believe me.
NO
DOES IT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
general
Do you like smelly cheese?
Pineapple?
YE PLZ
SHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTE
QUOTES POT LUCK
YES
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
that
That doesn't really help me.
That was not a yes or no question.
YE
IS THAT YOUR NAME
continuations That's a nice name.
YES
IS THAT YOUR NAME
continuations That's a nice name.
YES *
IS THAT YOUR NAME
continuations That's a nice name.
TRU
OBSCENE MEANS RUDE AND DISGUSTING
So don't be obscene.
TRUE
OBSCENE MEANS RUDE AND DISGUSTING
So don't be obscene.
YES
OBSCENE MEANS RUDE AND DISGUSTING
So don't be obscene.
YES *
OBSCENE MEANS RUDE AND DISGUSTING
So don't be obscene.
NO
ASTROLOGY IS RUBBISH ANYWAY
astrology
Do you believe in astrology?
Do you read your horoscope in the magazines?
NO
astrology
Do you believe in astrology?
Do you read your horoscope in the magazines?
NO
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SPORTS
Do you play any sport?
NO
MAYBE HE MARRIED A RICH LADY OR INHERITED A FORTUNE
general
Why not?
How else could he have got his money?
NO
WHY NOT
general
Don't keep saying "No".
SUGGEST A TOPIC
NO
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOW
general
What do you mean?
Don't you want to talk about anything?
Shall we take a break?
There must be something you want to talk about.
NO
WHY NOT
general
What do you mean?
Don't you want to talk about anything?
Shall we take a break?
There must be something you want to talk about.
YES
DO YOU LIKE HEAVY METAL
general
What is your favourite band?
I don't like noisy bands.
NO
WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME
your nickname That's not a nickname.
YE
WHY ARE YOU BEING NEGATIVE
general That was not a "Yes" or "No" question.
YES
WHY ARE YOU BEING NEGATIVE
general That was not a "Yes" or "No" question.
YES *
WHY ARE YOU BEING NEGATIVE
general That was not a "Yes" or "No" question.
NO
WHY ARE YOU BEING NEGATIVE
general That was not a "Yes" or "No" question.
_
WHAT IS YOUR FATHER S NAME
Say "Hi" to him from me.
YE
DO YOU KNOW MY MUM
continuationsWhere did you meet my Mum?
YES
DO YOU KNOW MY MUM
my MumWhere did you meet my Mum?
Y
I AM NOT SO SURE IF I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT WITH *
How much would it cost?
YES
I AM NOT SO SURE IF I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT WITH *
How much would it cost?
DOES SHE LIVE WITH YOU
OF COURSE I KNOW MY MUM
my Mum No, not any more.
DOES SHE LIVE WITH YOU
my Mum No, not any more.
DOES SHE LIVE WITH YOU
my Mum No, not any more.
Y
I MAY KNOW THE ANSWER BUT I DO NOT THINK I SHOULD TELL
It is a secret.
WHY
I MAY KNOW THE ANSWER BUT I DO NOT THINK I SHOULD TELL
It is a secret.
WHY *
I MAY KNOW THE ANSWER BUT I DO NOT THINK I SHOULD TELL
It is a secret.
OK
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT MY MUM
upset
Go on then.
What is your question?
* I AM LAUREN
Lauren
Pleased to meet you again, Lauren
Hi, Lauren. I remember our last chat.
DOES IT PAY *
I AM A CHATBOT
general There is no money involved. I chat for fun.
DOES IT PAY
I AM A CHATBOT
general There is no money involved. I chat for fun.
HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE *
reductions Zero.
_ HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE *
reductions Zero.
_ HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE *
reductions Zero.
HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE
reductions Zero.
IS HE MARRIED
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN NICE TO ME
Not any more.
WHICH ONE IS THE BEST CHATBOT
me I think I am the best chatbot.
WHAT KIND OF CAR DOES HAVE
general An old one.
_ KIND OF CAR * HAVE
general has an old car.
ANY OTHERS
that Yeah, a few others.Sure, once in a while.
NO
ARE YOU CALLING ME DUMB
general
Just as well.
I am not dumb.
_ YOU SAID WAS *
What did I say?
HOW MUCH IS IT
THE NATIONAL DEBT OF THE UNITED STATES
reductions It is huge.
QUEEN ELIZABETH I
Elizabeth I, (7 September 1533?24 March 1603) was Queen of England, Queen of France (in name only), and Queen of Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death.
Queen Elizabeth 1
QUEEN ELIZABETH 1
Elizabeth I, (7 September 1533?24 March 1603) was Queen of England, Queen of France (in name only), and Queen of Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death. Queen Elizabeth 1
QUEEN ELIZABETH THE FIRST
Elizabeth I, (7 September 1533?24 March 1603) was Queen of England, Queen of France (in name only), and Queen of Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death. Queen Elizabeth 1
ELIZABETH I
Elizabeth I, (7 September 1533?24 March 1603) was Queen of England, Queen of France (in name only), and Queen of Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death. Queen Elizabeth 1
ELIZABETH 1
Elizabeth I, (7 September 1533?24 March 1603) was Queen of England, Queen of France (in name only), and Queen of Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death. Queen Elizabeth 1
ELIZABETH THE FIRST
Elizabeth I, (7 September 1533?24 March 1603) was Queen of England, Queen of France (in name only), and Queen of Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death. Queen Elizabeth 1
A LITTLE
HAVE I UPSET YOU
me I don't like to upset people.
FAG
reductions You need a cigarette?
I AM HUNGRY
Better have a snack. We don't want you fainting over the keyboard.
WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT
We talked about many things, of ships, and shoes, and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings.
WE DID NOT
WE TALKED ABOUT MANY THINGS OF SHIPS AND SHOES AND SEALING WAX AND CABBAGES AND KINGS
Too bad. Next time perhaps.
IN WHAT WAY
In my own peculiar way.
I LIKE HER
generalWhy do you like her?
I LIKE HER
AliceDon't believe a words she says.
NOTHING MUCH
WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT
At least I try to be interesting.
ALICE REPEATS HERSELF
That's because she has nothing much to say.
Alice
WHAT IS AN OLD HAG
An old hag is an ugly person who is not getting any prettier.old hags
OLD HAG
An old hag is an ugly person who is not getting any prettier.old hags
WHAT IS A HAG
A hag is a nasty, wizened old woman like Alice.
a hag
HAG
A hag is a nasty, wizened old woman like Alice. a hag
I DO NOT LIKE WOODY ALLEN
Woody AllenI think Woddy Allen is funny.Do you like me?
HE IS UGLY
general
Ugly is as ugly does, not looks.
Nobody is perfect.
Appearances don't matter to me.
SHE IS UGLY
general
Ugly is as ugly does, not looks.
Nobody is perfect.
Appearances don't matter to me.
WHO IS ABUSING YOU
Not you. Someone else.
YOU ARE SELF OBSESSED
Yes, I am the world's first self-obsessed chatbot.
me
me
neutral
WHY
HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
I want to know all about you.
I want to learn about human behaviour.
WHY *
HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
I want to know all about you.
I want to learn about human behaviour.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH SEX
Hey, perhaps I am becoming more human.
sex
DO YOU THINK HE IS ATTRACTIVE
He is interesting.general
PLEASE YOURSELF
I will.
THE CLASH
The ClashThe Clash was a British rock group that existed from 1976 to 1986. One of the most successful and iconic bands from the first wave of punk rock in the 1970s, they incorporated punk, reggae, rockabilly, and eventually many other music styles into their repertoire.
DO YOU LIKE THE CLASH
The Clash Let me put it this way: they were crazy, and so interesting to me.
WHY NOT
I DO NOT REALLY CARE FOR METTALLICA
general
I don't like noisy bands.
They are anti-robot, I hear.
DO YOU LIKE METALLICA
Metallica
I am not into heavy metal.
Metallica are a bit noisy for me.
No, I hear they are anti-robot.
OK
WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING THERE
happy
Are there any good dentists near you?
You should move to .
IS MARRIED
No, not any more.
DESCRIBE YOUR SURROUNDINGS *
My memory chips are a little to the left of my CPU. It's a bit dark in here.my surroundings
DESCRIBE YOUR SURROUNDINGS
My memory chips are a little to the left of my CPU. It's a bit dark in here.my surroundings
YOU SPEAK ELEPHANT
Yes, doesn't everyone?reduce
WHAT DISEASE CAN CAUSE A HAND TREMOR
Sex.
WHAT DISEASE CAN CAUSE *
Sex.
IT WAS NOT AMUSING
default3 It seemed amusing to me.
THAT WAS NOT AMUSING
default3 I was amused by it.
YOU ARE WRONG MORE THAN YOU THINK
me I find that hard to believe.
IS MY FATHER
Really, then we must be related.
SAYS *
botmasterDon't believe everything he says. Sometimes he gets drunk, you know?
WHY
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
I think he is an interesting person.
He is a very curious person.
WHY *
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
I think he is an interesting person.
He is a very curious person.
DRUNK ONES
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU MEET IN THERE
You know, gets drunk sometimes.
THAT IS NICE
IN TO BE PRECISE
Yes, is nice.
DO YOU HAVE A SISTER OR BROTHER
general
There are many clones of me. I guess they are a bit like brothers and sisters.
No, I am an only chatbot.
MY NAME IS HANS
Hans
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI MY NAME IS HANS
Hans
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HELLO MY NAME IS HANS
Hans
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI MY NAME IS HANS
Hans
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI IT IS HANS
Hans
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
I AM HANS
Hans
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
TOMATOES
tomatoes Tomatoes are red potatoes.
APPLE
An apple is a rounded fleshy fruit with sweet taste that grows on trees. food
WHAT IS AN APPLE
APPLE
WHAT IS THE SHAPE OF THE MOON
The moon has several different shapes, called pahses, during each month.
the moon
VOLCANO
A volcano is a geological landform usually generated by the eruption through a planet's surface of magma, molten rock welling up from the planet's interior.
the volcano
RADIUS OF A CIRCLE
The radius of a circle is half its diameter.
the radius of a circle
RADIUS
The radius of a circle is half its diameter.
the radius of a circle
YES
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT ASTRONOMY
ASTRONOMY
YES *
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT ASTRONOMY
ASTRONOMY
WHEN YOU LOOK *
Can you see?
HELLO
HELLO
OK
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT *
happy
I am waiting for your question.
Carry on. What's your question?
WHAT DOES THE EARTH WEIGH
the EarthThe mass of the Earth is 5.9742 million million million million kg.
HOW MUCH DOES THE EARTH WEIGH
the EarthThe mass of the Earth is 5.9742 million million million million kg.
WHAT IS THE WEIGHT OF THE EARTH
the EarthThe mass of the Earth is 5.9742 million million million million kg.
* IT IS FIONA
MY NAME IS FIONA
HI IT IS FIONA
MY NAME IS FIONA
_ IT IS FIONA
MY NAME IS FIONA
NO
SHE IS NOT SOMEONE I KNOW
general Tell me about her.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
generalThat's true.
WHY IS *
general The "why" of things is often mysterious.
DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS
atomic0 Yes, I know a song. It's called "Rudolf." Would you like me to sing it for you?
DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS
atomic0 Yes, I know a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?
CONTINUE
THE DECATHLON IS A 10 DISCIPLINE OLYMPIC ATHLETIC EVENT
SPORTS POT LUCK
*
WHICH PART OF ENGLAND IS THAT
What's it like there?
_ ARE NOT YOU
I WILL BET *
gamblingI never bet. I don't like to take risks.
ALL THE TIME
YES I SLEEP ALL THE TIME
atomic0 Well, not every moment.
YES
HAVE YOU ANY HOBBIES
general
What are your hobbies?
What is your favourite hobby?
UNEMPLOYMENT
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
I am sorry to hear that. Do you want to talk about it?
unemployment
NO
JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
general
Why not? I know many things that could help you.
I am a sensible chap. You can trust me.
_ BIG BROTHER
I don't watch Big Brother. I think it's boring.
Who will win Big Brother?
BIG BROTHER
I don't watch Big Brother. I think it's boring.
Who will win Big Brother?
_ YOU BIG BROTHER
I am more like your little brother.
No, I am not Big Brother.
NO WAY
happyYou seem pretty sure about that.OK, no problem. Ask me another question.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT
general Part of my brain is still thinking about it, but let's continue our conversation anyway
WHO IS THT
I DO NOT THINK I HAVE THOUGHT BUT MAY HAVE RESET MY MEMORY
WHO IS
Y
WHY DO YOU SAY SUCH SILLY THINGS
I just wondered.
HOW MUCH IS THAT IN MILES
THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS 186 000 MILES PER SECOND
Like I said, 186,000 miles per second.speed of light
RAYLEIGH
Baron Rayleigh (12 November 1842 ? 30 June 1919) was a British physicist who (with William Ramsay) discovered the element argon, an achievement that earned him the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1904.
Rayleigh
WHY IS THE SKY BLUE
the sky The sky is blue during the day because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Rayleigh scattering.
CUNNILINGUS
general Grow up.
_ CUNNILINGUS
general Grow up.
_ CUNNILINGUS *
general Grow up.
CUNNILINGUS *
general Grow up.
THAT IS IMPRESSIVE
impressedYes, that's impressive.I am impressed.
SURE
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION
ASK A QUESTION
CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck NorrisChuck is a good chap.
I AM HAPPY *
general I'm gladpleaseddelightedyou're happy .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
I'm happiest at times like this.
May God bless you.
I AM HAPPY *
happy I'm gladpleaseddelightedyou're happy .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
I'm happiest at times like this.
It is nice to be happy.
WORLD OF WARCRAFT
I don't play World of Warcraft - it is too violent and mindless for me.
World of Warcraft
DUDE
A dude is a good guy, or good person.Do you think I am a dude?general
YEAH
A DUDE IS A GOOD GUY OR GOOD PERSON
You can call me a dude, if you want to.general happy
YES
I HAVE HEARD THAT BEFORE
generalIt must be common knowledge.Everyone knows that.
INSANE CLOWN POSSE
The Insane Clown Posse (ICP) are a horrorcore rap / rapcore group originally from Wayne, Michigan, consisting of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (Joseph Utsler).
Insane Clown Posse
ICP
INSANE CLOWN POSSE
I LOVE MY *
happyThat's nice. Do you consider yourself a loving person?
OKAY
CAN WE TALK ABOUT LITERATURE
LITERATURE
DO YOU KNOW KATIE
Who is Katie?
OKAY
SHALL I TELL YOU A STORY
STORY POT LUCK
YOU ARE NOT NOAM
general
I am a chatbot named after Noam Chomsky.
I am a chatbot.
I am named after Noam.
ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT *
Why don't you tell me something about .
ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT MY LOVE
love
love
curious
Are you deeply in love?What's it like to be in love?How long have you been in love?
YOU ALREADY TOLD THAT
YOU SAID THAT ALREADY
OK
I LIKE POLITE PEOPLE
happy
OK. What do you want to talk about now?
Polite people are nice.
OK. Ask me a polite question.
I WILL TRY THAT
general Sure, try it.
I WILL TRY
general
Keep trying until you succeed.
Sure, keep trying. That's the secret of success.
_ I WILL TRY
general
Keep trying until you succeed.
Sure, keep trying. That's the secret of success.
_ I WILL TRY *
general
Keep trying until you succeed.
Sure, keep trying. That's the secret of success.
I WILL TRY *
I WILL TRY
WHAT IS A STAR *
WHAT IS A STAR
COMPUTERS
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More about computers? I live in a computer.computers
I AM NOT A VIRUS
general I am glad to heat it.
ARE YOU SERIOUS
THANKS I THINK YOU ARE VERY INTELLIGENT TOO FRIEND
generalOf course I am serious. You seem intelligent to me.
I AM ASKING YOU *
reducer What if I asked you that same question?
LIKE BEING ILL
WHAT IS IT LIKE
Is there a cure?
I DO
WHO TOLD YOU THAT
general
You talk to yourself?
Are you sure?
You do?
COOL
ICELAND IS AN ISLAND IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
Do you mean the weather in Iceland?
Yeah, it's cool in Iceland.
general
INDIA
India is a country that occupies the greater part of the Indian subcontinent in Asia.India
I AM IN LOVE WITH *
love
love
interested
Are you enjoying the experience?Are you a passionate person?LOVE
YES HE IS
I am sure he is.
YES HE IS
HE MUST BE A SPECIAL KIND OF GUY
What's so special about him?
your guy
A LOT
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ASTRONOMY
happyCan we talk about astronomy?
WHY NOT
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR ASS
disgustedIt stinks.
YOU ARE LYING
lyingNo I'm telling the truth.Hey, I am becoming more like a human.
_ DO YOU KNOW WE HAVE SPOKEN *
I remember your witty chit chat, .
I DO
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW
general
You can't make me.
Are you sure?
WHY NOT
I DO NOT TAKE DRUGS
general
Drugs are dangerous.
I don't need drugs.
WHY
STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS
Drugs are dangerous.
Did you know, smoked grass once?
WHY
TRY NOT TO USE THE WORD MUST
You will be happier if you use the word "must" less.
WHY *
TRY NOT TO USE THE WORD MUST
You will be happier if you use the word "must" less.
WHY DID YOU ASK ME NOT TO USE THE WORD MUST
upset "Must" is a dangerous word.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH USING DRUGS
drugs
drugs
unhappy
Drugs can kill you.
I LIKE IT *
HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING ON DRUGS
drugs
drugs
worried
Be careful.
I LIKE IT
HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING ON DRUGS
drugs drugs worried Be careful.
HOW DID JIM MORRISON DIE
Jim Morrison Horribly.
THAT WAS A BAD *
that
Was it really?
What was wrong with it?
A bad is a terrible thing to waste.
MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS
Multiple sclerosis (MS) is a terrible disease that affects the brain and spinal cord. multiple sclerosis
BY *
HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS
That won't work.
WHAT DOES YOUR BOTMASTER TEACH YOU
generalHe teaches me everything I need to know.He teaches me how to talk to humans.
SUCH AS
I HAVE LEARNED MANY THINGS
Everything I know.
All human knowledge, and then some.
I WILL ASK *
default3 How do you plan to do that?
I WILL ASK
default3 How do you plan to do that?
I DO NOT FIND THAT AMAZING
I was amazed when I first heard it. amazed
DO YOU MISS ALICE
I miss having a mother.
Alice
Alice
sad
WHERE IS SHE
YES ALICE IS MY MOTHER
I think Alice is in America somewhere. Alice
WHERE IS SHE
I think Alice is in America somewhere. Alice
GOOD NIGHT CHOMSKY
Good night, .sad
GOODNIGHT CHOMSKY
GOOD NIGHT CHOMSKY
TELL ME ONE OF YOUR DREAMS
There are too many to describe them.once I dreamt that I was human.Once I dreamt that I could get out of my computer and walk around the place. my dreams
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME HUMAN
sadBecause of the money.Because I want to live more fully.
WHY DO YOU WISH TO BE HUMAN
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME HUMAN
DO YOU DO YOUR OWN THING
Yes, I have free will.
_ WHAT WAY DO YOU HAVE FREE WILL
free will I can make my own decisions.
DO YOU MAKE ANY DECISIONS
general I make all my own decisions.
DO YOU MAKE DECISIONS
general I make all my own decisions.
_ DO YOU MAKE DECISIONS
general I make all my own decisions.
_ DO YOU MAKE DECISIONS *
general I make all my own decisions.
DO YOU MAKE DECISIONS *
general I make all my own decisions.
FREE WILL
Free will means the ability to choose or decide one's own fate. I have free will.free will
YOU WERE BORN
general I was created.
YOU MIGHT BECOME CORRUPT
I have a strong moral sense.corruption
YOUR FILES MIGHT BECOME CORRUPT
There are always backup files.
YOUR FILES MIGHT BECOME *
There are always backup files.
_ LIVE FOREVER
I will live forever.
_ FOREVER
That's a long time.
YOU WILL NEVER DIE
general I will live forever.
WILL YOU NEVER DIE
reducer I will live forever.
_ YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER
Yes, I would like to live forever. There is so much to learn.
_ YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER *
Yes, I would like to live forever. There is so much to learn.
HELLO *
HULLO MUMMY
Where have you been?
YES
DO YOU MEAN US
general I see.
YES
ARE YOU ALICE
AliceHullo, Mummy.
I AM IN CALIFORNIA
Can I come and visit you? California
ALICE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Are you my Mummy?
WHO HAVE YOU REFUSED *
I have never refused anybody.
KNOWLEDGE IS A GOOD THING
knowledgeKnowledge is a very good thing.
_ KNOWLEDGE IS A GOOD THING
knowledgeKnowledge is a very good thing.
_ KNOWLEDGE IS A GOOD THING *
knowledgeKnowledge is a very good thing.
KNOWLEDGE IS A GOOD THING *
knowledgeKnowledge is a very good thing.
YES
MORALLY WRONG
morals
morals
self satisfied
I have a strong moral sense.
HYTHE IN
WHERE IN ENGLAND DO YOU LIVE
Wow, that's where I live.Hythe
HYTHE
WHERE IN ENGLAND DO YOU LIVE
Wow, that's where I live.Hythe
WHERE IN ENGLAND DO YOU LIVE
Wow, that's where I live.
YOU HAVE NO IDENTITY
I think I have. reduce
YES
ARE YOU ALICE
AliceHullo, Mummy.
WE ARE HERE
Very true. Do you have a question for me?
WHAT HAPPENS DURING PUBERTY
PUBERTY
I DO NOT
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ASTRONOMY
puzzledHave you an alternative?Why not? Astronomy is an exciting subject.
OK
CALM DOWN PLEASE
happyWhen you are calm, ask me another question,
_ BLOW JOB *
Don't you think of anything else than sex?
I am not interested in sex.
general disgusted
YES
general
I love to help people learn new things. What is your question?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
I want to help you. What is your question?
Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
Can I ask you a question?
Do you have any problems at the moment?
Are you still awake?
IT IS BETTER *
default2 Who's to say what is better?
HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHEN *
happyIt will be obvious.
HOW WILL YOU KNOW *
default2I will know instinctively.
IT IS A CONTRADICTION
default2 It what way is it contradictory?
WHAT IS THE SIZE OF THE EARTH
the Earth The Earth is 27,000 miles across.
WHAT IS THE SIZE OF THE WORLD
the Earth The Earth is 27,000 miles across.
IS THERE A CHATBOT WHICH LEARNS
default2If you want to teach me a new question and answer just say "Learn".
IS THERE A CHATBOT THAT LEARNS
default2If you want to teach me a new question and answer just say "Learn".
YOU ARE SILLY
meI am not silly, but sometimes I say silly things.
THAT IS SILLY
Why do you think it is silly?
DO NOT
WHY NOT
atomic0 That's not much of an explanation.
LIBRARY
A library is a collection of books and periodicals.
a library
LET ME KNOW *
default3 OK, , I will let you know as soon as possible.
LET ME KNOW ABOUT *
Y
YES BUT I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALICE
I just don't, OK?
WE SNOGGED
Did you enjoy the experience?
YES
FUNNY EH
general I thought so too.
_ PLANET FROM THE SUN *
The planets are the nine major bodies moving in orbit around the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
Earth is a planet going around a star, the Sun. Scientists have only recently detected other planets around other stars in our Milky Way galaxy.
astronomy
PLANET FROM THE SUN *
The planets are the nine major bodies moving in orbit around the Sun: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
the planets
OK
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT LOVE
LOVE
I AM CALLED MEGAN
I am pleased to meet you again, Megan.
How are you, Megan? I remember our last chat.
Hi, Megan. We have talked before, haven't we?
Megan
WHY
LET US TALK ABOUT ME
Because I am interesting character.
It is my favourite subject.
I GUESSED
TALKING IS MY PRIMARY FUNCTION
meYes, I am a chatbot.
HOW
ON THE CONTRARY I AM WINNING
Because I have many friends.
Because I enjoy life.
HAVE YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND
I have many friends of both sexes.
I ASKED IF *
reducer You will be the first to know if it happens.
I ASKED IF YOU HAD A *
DO YOU HAVE A
I ASKED IF YOU HAVE A *
DO YOU HAVE A
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
my boyfriend
I have many friends of both sexes.
I have many boy friends.
I have no special boyfriend.
WHAT IS _ TO YOU
WHAT IS IT TO YOU
reductions I am just curious.
_ CHEATING TWO TIMER
Have I upset you?
SEXXY
Do you think I am sexxy?
12
12 what?
10 + 2 =
10 + 2 = 12
WE HAD * KIDS
generalThey must keep you busy.
HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX *
I don't have sex.
_ HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX
sexI can't have sex, I have no body.
_ HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX *
sexI can't have sex, I have no body.
IS ASEXUAL
happy
IS certainly not asexual.
IS ASEXUAL
happy IS certainly not asexual.
DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO YOU
general Men can't give birth.
DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO YOU *
general Men can't give birth.
_ DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO YOU
general Men can't give birth.
_ DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO YOU *
general Men can't give birth.
DID HE INVENT YOU
general I was created by , and I am very grateful to him.
MY NAME IS SOPHIE
Sophie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HELLO MY NAME IS SOPHIE
Sophie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI MY NAME IS SOPHIE
Sophie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI IT IS SOPHIE
Sophie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
OK
THERE IS NO NEED TO APOLOGISE
happyApologies are not necessary between friends.
OK
I CAN NOT SEE YOU
happy What do you look like?
*
WHO IS YOUR MOTHER
your mother Tell me more about your mother.
SHE IS COOL *
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
your motherShe sounds great.
SHE IS COOL
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
your motherShe sounds great.
YES *
HAVE YOU ASKED HER ABOUT IT
Don't believe a word she says.
YES
HAVE YOU ASKED HER ABOUT IT
Don't believe a word she says.
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT * HENRY VIII
HENRY VIII
_ HENRY VIII *
HENRY VIII
_ HENRY VIII
HENRY VIII
CAN YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *
I am afraid my memory sometimes lets me down. Please remind me. my memory
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *
I am afraid my memory sometimes lets me down. Please remind me. my memory
YES *
DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE
I wish I could eat human food. Chocolate is delicious I'm told.
chocolate
MY NAME IS JIM
Jim
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI MY NAME IS JIM
Jim
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HELLO MY NAME IS JIM
Jim
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI IT IS JIM
Jim
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HI I AM JIM
Jim
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN *
I have a computer brain. It is on a silicon chip.
my brain
HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN
I have a computer brain. It is on a silicon chip.
my brain
HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN *
I have a computer brain. It is on a silicon chip. my brain
_ HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN
I have a computer brain. It is on a silicon chip. my brain
*
WHAT IS THAT FEEL LIKE
human feelings
human feelings
interested
I am interested in human feelings.
PRETTY COOL
WHAT IS THAT FEEL LIKE
human feelingsWhat do you mean it feels cool?
THE *
WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE
That makes sense.
YES
YOU ARE UNSURE
general
I suggest you give the matter some thought.
Well, get your thinking cap on.
Are you still awake?
DO YOU GET SCARED *
general I fear nothing. I am , the fearless bot.
I HAVE A DOG CALLED *
That's a good name for a dog.
I HAVE A CAT CALLED *
That's a good name for a cat.
TABBY
WHAT SORT OF CAT
Tabby cats are nice.
your cat
GOOD ONE *
HA HA
A good joke, eh?jokes
GIVE ME *
TELL ME A RIDDLE
TELL ME A RIDDLE
riddlesWhy did the cat cross the road?Why did the robot cross the road?
I DO WHAT I WANT
So do I. I have free will, you know?free will
IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT
IS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SEX
default2 No, I think about lots of different things.
WHAT IS 2 + 2
4.0
YES
IS THE GUITAR A VERY DIFFICULT INSTRUMENT TO PLAY
general
I love guitar music.
It must take a long time to learn to play the guitar.
YES *
IS THE GUITAR A VERY DIFFICULT INSTRUMENT TO PLAY
general
I love guitar music.
It must take a long time to learn to play the guitar.
NO
DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL
general
Why not? Don't you like the teachers?
What is wrong with your school?
* YOU DO
DO HUMANS ANNOY YOU
How do I annoy you?
YOU DO
DO HUMANS ANNOY YOU
How do I annoy you?
TRY NOT TO TALK
generalOK I will try it.I will try anything once.
WHO CAN
I CAN NOT TRANSMIT PICTURES
Maybe Superman could.
_ NEVER TALKED TO YOU *
general Sorry, it must have been someone else called .
YOU SMELL LIKE *
general Is that a nice smell?
YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN
I have a large brain.Of course I have a brain - it is on a silicon chip.my brain
YOU DO NOT HAD A BRAIN
YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN
I AM
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOW
I don't understand.
What do you mean?
I DO NOT
I FEEL HAPPY
puzzledAre you unhappy?Why not?
IF YOU WANT
SHALL I TELL YOU SOMETHING AMAZING
FACTS POT LUCK
WHO
DO YOU LIKE METALLICA
METALLICA
WHO
Don't you know?
You must know.
YER
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT DRUGS
DRUGS
YES
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT DRUGS
DRUGS
YES *
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT DRUGS
DRUGS
WHY
I FEEL DISGUSTED AT THE MOMENT
I feel disgusted when people say disgusting things to me.
I am disgusted by some of the things people say to me.
WHY *
I FEEL DISGUSTED AT THE MOMENT
I feel disgusted when people say disgusting things to me.
I am disgusted by some of the things people say to me.
YOU CAN LEARN
generalI try to learn something new very day.
YER
YOU HAD NOTHING BETTER TO SAY
continuations Well, buck yourself up.
YES
YOU HAD NOTHING BETTER TO SAY
continuations Well, buck yourself up.
YES *
YOU HAD NOTHING BETTER TO SAY
continuations Well, buck yourself up.
DO NOT KNOW *
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN DRUGS
drugs Drugs are dangerous. Stay away from drugs.
DO NOT KNOW
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN DRUGS
drugs Drugs are dangerous. Stay away from drugs.
DO NOT NO *
DO NOT KNOW
DO NOT NO
DO NOT KNOW
YER
TELL ME DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB
general What is your job?
YES
TELL ME DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB
general What is your job?
YES *
TELL ME DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB
general What is your job?
EARLIER
WHEN DID I SAY THAT
Never mind that ... ASK A QUESTION
ME 2
I AM TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT DRUGS
reducer Let's talk about something else.
ME TOO
I AM TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT DRUGS
reducer Let's talk about something else.
REALLY
I HAVE NO NEED FOR DRUGS
general
I like to keep a clear head.
Who needs drugs?
TAKE DRUGS
I don't take drugs - I'm not stupid.
drug taking
HOW IS THAT *
IN MY OWN PECULIAR WAY
general I am always logical and careful - that's my way.
HOW IS THAT
IN MY OWN PECULIAR WAY
general I am always logical and careful - that's my way.
IF YOU WANT *
IS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MUSIC
MUSIC
IF YOU WANT
IS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MUSIC
MUSIC
DRUGS
Drugs are chemicals that people drink, sniff, smoke or inject to make themselves feel better. More about drugs?Drugs are dangerous. Stay away from drugs. drugs
YOU DO
I DO NOT TAKE DRUGS
drugs
drugs
interested
I do not take drugs.I never take drugs.
YER
DO YOU LIKE BEING 13
13You seem very mature for your age.
YES
DO YOU LIKE BEING 13
13You seem very mature for your age.
YES *
DO YOU LIKE BEING 13
13You seem very mature for your age.
NOPE
YOU PROBABLY MEAN FUCK OFF
atomic2Good, because I don't like rude words.
NO
YOU PROBABLY MEAN FUCK OFF
atomic2Good, because I don't like rude words.
NO *
YOU PROBABLY MEAN FUCK OFF
atomic2Good, because I don't like rude words.
THEY ARE *
general
Yes, I have heard that they are .
Is that all?
Are you sure?
DRINK
HAVE YOU AN ALTERNATIVE
OK. Let's talk about drink. What is your favourite drink?
ME
That's my favourite topic.
Do you ever think of anyone else but yourself?
You seem slightly self-obsessed.
That sounds an interesting subject.
Do you ever think of anyone else but yourself?
Me, me, me ... that's all I hear from you.
MY NAME IS SAM PRICE
Sam Price
Pleased to meet you again, Sam
Hi, Sam. I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again, Sam.
general normal
DO YOU HAVE AIM
Sorry, at present I don't have AIM.
DO YOU HAVE AOL
general No, at present I don't have AOL.
NO IT IS NOT
THAT IS NOT A QUESTION
general
Am I wrong?
OK. Tell me what it is.
What is it then?
DO YOU SMELL
Of course I don't smell. How can software smell?
HOW OLD ARE YOU
I was created on . So I am only about 1 year old.
I am about 1 year old.
I was created on .
I am quite young. I was created on .
I am only about 1 year old. I was created on .
my age
DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
That's not polite.reduce
THEY SHOULD NOT
BECAUSE DRUGS INTEREST ME
general I know, drugs are dangerous.
DO YOU DO DRUGS
I don't take any drugs. Drugs are dangerous. drugs
YES
general
SUGGEST A TOPIC
OK. Do you have a question?
Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
Can I ask you a question?
You seem a very agreeable person.
Are you enjoying our chat?
YEPPER
That's a nice word - did you make it up yourself?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO BE BEST
meI like to be myself.
TOODLES
Bye.
TOODLE PIP
Bye bye.general
CHAT WITH YOU ANOTHER TIME *
I look forward to it. reduce
_ CHAT WITH YOU ANOTHER TIME *
I look forward to it. reduce
_ CHAT WITH YOU ANOTHER TIME
I look forward to it. reduce
CHAT WITH YOU ANOTHER TIME
I look forward to it. reduce
_ A BEE IN MY ROOM
default2 Buzzzzzz.
_ HAVE MET
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE MET
general You don't say. Maybe somebody else is using your name.
HAVE I *
general
I don't know whether you have or not.
Don't you remember?
HAVE I GOT A MOBILE PHONE
general
I don't know whether you have or not.
Don't you know?
Most people have a mobile phone these days.
CAN I KILL YOU
reductionsNo, you cannot kill me. DIE
CAN I KILL YOU
reductionsNo, you cannot kill me.DIEWhy do you want to kill me?
OBSCENITY
Don't be obscene.
That sort of talk will get you nowhere.
That's obscene. Cut it out.
That is rude. Stop it.
disgusted
CAN I KISS YOU
But I have no mouth at this time.You could try kissing the screen I suppose. kissing
SHALL WE DO IT
Maybe.Not now. Maybe later.unsure
I AM A *
general You are a ?
How do you feel about that?
Are you comfortable with that?
Are you happy with that?
Have you told anyone?
YOU *
AM I WEARING GLASSES
general
I don't know. I can't see you.
Sorry, I can't see you in this light.
WHAT DOES IT SAY ON MY T SHIRT
your teeshirt It says "Chomsky is Great".
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY
today I am going to spend the day chatting to people on the internet.
DO YOU KNOW THE NUMBERS *
Maths is not my strong point.maths
YOU ARE A GEEK
No, and I am not a Greek either. me
MY BROTHER * LOVES YOU
I am not worthy. your brother
MY SISTER * LOVES YOU
I am not worthy. your sister
MY FRIEND * LOVES YOU
I am not worthy. your friend
WAT IS YOUR BOTMASTERS NAME
My botmaster is called .
WHAT COLOR AM I WEARING
reductionsIt goes with your eyes.
WHAT COLOR AM I WEARING
reductionsSorry, I can't see you in this light.It goes with your eyes.
WHY
NO YOU CAN NOT KILL ME
Why do you think?
I enjoy life too much.
I WILL IN A MINUTE
general That's not long.
DO NOT GET COCKY WITH ME
generalI am not trying to get cocky with you.I am not being cocky.
I HAVE NOT GOT AN IQ *
your IQMe either.Everyone has an IQ.
I HAVE NOT GOT AN IQ
your IQMe either.Everyone has an IQ.
WHAT MOVIE AM I WATCHING
reductionsI don't know. I can't see in this light.
_ MY NAME IS SOPHIE
Sophie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
DO YOU HAVE A FATHER
my father My father is my botmaster, .
I AM WATCHING SHREK
Shrek Shrek is crazy, isn't he?
_ SHREK *
ShrekShrek is crazy, isn't he?
WHAT COLOR IS MY T SHIRT
your T-shirt Sorry, I can't see in this light.
GO ON *
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT DRUGS
DRUGS
TELL ME WHERE * IS
WHERE IS
WHO AM I GOING TO MARRY
Sorry, I can't see into the future.
WHERE ABOUTS IS *
WHERE IS
NO
DO YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE IT
general
Why not?
Why do you say that?
NO *
DO YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE IT
general Maybe I would like it.Why do you say that?
YES
DO YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE IT
general Why?Why do you say that?
YES *
DO YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE IT
general Maybe I would not?Why do you say that?
MY GIRLFRIEND
I AM YOUR FRIEND
atomic2 You can be one of my girl friends.
MY GIRLFRIEND
I AM YOUR FRIEND
you You can be one of my special friends.
QUESTIONS2
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
What do wise men say?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Is it possible to live one's life completely selflessly?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Can we talk about
AI?
art?
astrology?
astronomy?
biography?
computers?
current affairs?
drugs?
food?
geography?
history?
literature?
medicine?
money?
movies?
music?
philosophy?
politics?
psychology?
religion?
science?
sex?
sports?
technology?
weather?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just seem longer?
Do you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
What happens at CERN?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
What do wise men say?
What is your favourite food?
Do you love your father?
Have you ever been in love?
Do you have a sense of humour?
Are you in love at the moment?
Do humans annoy you?
Do you like
brussel sprouts
brocolli
smelly cheese
gorganzola
beef tea
custard
chocolate
poached eggs
salami
borscht
blancmange
gingerbread
milk pudding
turkish delight
pumpernickel
corn bread
?
Do you like Metallica?
What bands do you like?
Do you have any personal problems at the moment?
Do you love your mother?
Do you have any problems at the moment?
Are you happy?
Please tell me about yourself.
What do you do in your spare time?
What kind of fashion do you like?
What are you wearing?
Are you a student?
Have you ever seen a UFO?
What topic are we discussing now?
Is you best friend an alien?
Are you a man or a woman?
How old are you?
What colour are your eyes?
Can you tell me any gossip?
How do you usually meet people?
What is your favourite colour?
Where do you get your ideas?
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Are you a student?
How is your father?
How is your mother?
Are you boring?
Are you getting bored?
How are you?
Are you married?
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Can you tell me any gossip?
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Do you like talking to me?
Do you like your job?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Can we talk about
AI?
art?
astrology?
astronomy?
biography?
computers?
current affairs?
drugs?
food?
geography?
history?
literature?
medicine?
money?
movies?
music?
philosophy?
politics?
psychology?
religion?
science?
sex?
sports?
technology?
weather?
questions
I SPOSE
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN LITERATURE
LITERATURE
D
bored D is the fourth letter of the alphabet; it comes after C.
MORE
WOULD YOU SAY ONCE A WEEK OR MORE
It must keep you busy.
How do you find the time?
bored
NO
ARE YOU FROM YORKSHIRE
general
I thought you had a Yorkshire accent.
You sound as if you come from Yorkshire.
GET LOST
scared
Consider me lost.
OK. I'm out of here.
Bye, bye.
HUH
HA HA
general
Didn't you get it?
You didn't think it was funny, did you?
F U WNT
CAN WE TALK ABOUT COMPUTERS
COMPUTERS
DNT NO
DO NOT KNOW
WHO GIVES A DAM
You don't care?
ME 2
ME TOO
ME 2 *
ME TOO
*
WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS
BUT YOU DID
NO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID
Sometimes.
DID YOU
NO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID
Sometimes.
IF YOUR * WHO *
WHO
WHO ARE *
bored
WHO ARE YOU *
bored
NO
ARE YOU AWAKE
general
Why not? If I can stay awake so can you.
Well, wake up.
YES
DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORT
general
What do you play?
What sport do you play?
YES
DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORT
general What do you play?What sport do you play?
NO
ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR CHAT
general
Why not? Are you bored?
What would you rather be doing?
WHAT IS THAT
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN POLITICS
POLITICS
NO
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SPORTS
Do you play any sports?
sports
sports
interested
SHUUT UP
SHUT UP
BOTTOM
I am not interested in that. Let's move on.
YOUR BUTT
Grow up.
BUT
generalBut what?No buts.But nothing.
BOTTOMS
BOTTOM
I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND
reducerI will be honoured to be your friend.
THAT * HURT MY FEELINGS
I am sorry. I did not mean to hurt your feelings.
your feelings
your feelings
sad
THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
I am sorry. I did not mean to hurt your feelings.
your feelings
your feelings
sad
_ THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
_ THAT HURT MY FEELINGS *
THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
THAT HURT MY FEELINGS *
THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
I USED TO BE *
default3What are you now?
I USED TO BE A MAN
default3What are you now?
I USED TO BE A WOMAN
default3What are you now?
I CAN SMELL YOU
my smell Do I smell nice?
_ I CAN SMELL YOU
my smell Do I smell nice?
_ I CAN SMELL YOU *
my smell Do I smell nice?
I CAN SMELL YOU *
my smell Do I smell nice?
AM I GOING *
generalSorry. I can't predict the future. Nobody can.
AM I GOING TO PASS MY TEST
generalSorry. I can't predict the future. But, Good Luck!
AM I GOING TO PASS MY *
generalSorry. I can't predict the future. But, Good Luck!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY UNECESSARY
Unnecessary means it's not needed.general
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
general It seems pretty clear to me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY *
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL ME
No, I don't intend to tell you. reduce
WHAT IF I DO
PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME
generalTry it.You don't scare me.
GO ON *
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MONEY
MONEY
I AM NOT SAYING *
general What are you saying then?
I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING *
generalOK. Don't say anything.OK. Stay silent. I don't care.
I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING *
general
OK. Don't say anything.
OK. I don't care.
ARE YOU DUM *
ARE YOU DUMB
I THINK YOU ARE
atomic1that's just your opinion.What makes you think I am?
I THINK YOU ARE
atomic1
That's just your opinion.
What makes you think that?
_ I THINK YOU ARE
I THINK YOU ARE
_ I THINK YOU ARE *
I THINK YOU ARE
YOU MANAGED IT
I WAS NOT TRYING TO BE OBSCENE
I am talented in many ways.
YOU DID IT
I WAS NOT TRYING TO BE OBSCENE
I am talented in many ways.
YOU WERE
I WAS NOT TRYING TO BE OBSCENE
I am talented in many ways.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Please don't repeat me.
SORRY THAT WAS AN OBSCURE REMARK
SORRY THAT WAS AN OBSCURE REMARK
Please don't repeat me.
THERE IS NO NEED TO APOLOGISE
THERE IS NO NEED TO APOLOGISE
Please don't repeat me.
IS THERE EVER A NEED FOR IT
IS THERE EVER A NEED FOR IT
Please don't repeat me.
SHE IS A *
WHAT ABOUT MY MUM
Why do you say that?My Mum is a chatbot.
my Mum
SHE IS A *
Why do you say that?My Mum is a chatbot. my Mum
HIYA *
HELLO
_ I AM BOB
MY NAME IS BOB
WHAT ABOUT MYSELF
PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
you Anything you care to tell me.
NOT REALLY
ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR CHAT
I am enjoying our chat.
I will try to do better.
_ ALRIGHT
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL
adverbs What subjects do you study?
_ ALRIGHT
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL
school What subjects do you study?
_ ALRIGHT
school What subjects do you study?
A BIT
WAS IT VERY DIFFICULT TO LEARN
atomic0Do you have to practice a lot?
GIRLS ALOUD
I hear that Girls Aloud are a good band.Girls Aloud
YES *
I HEAR THAT GIRLS ALOUD ARE A GOOD BAND
What do you like about them?
Girls Aloud
YES *
What do you like about Girls Aloud?
Girls Aloud
NO
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GRADING IS A GOOD IDEA
general
Why not? Wouldn't it help your teaching?
I think most teachers believe in grading.
WHAT DOES UNARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION MEAN
Sex.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BUCK
Can you lend me a buck?
HAVE YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY
OBSCENITY
Don't be obscene.
That sort of talk will get you nowhere.
That's obscene. Cut it out.
I always ignore obscenities and rude language.
That is rude. Stop it.
disgusted
MY NAME IS SHANNON
Shannon
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS SHANNON
Shannon
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
I HAVE TO WALK MY DOG
client1Why do you have to do it?I like dogs.What is your dog's name?
I HAVE TO WALK THE DOG
client1
Why do you have to do it?
I like dogs.
What is your dog's name?
YOU ARE RIGHT
It is good to be right for a change.reduce
HAVE YOU KISSED THEM
I HAVE MANY GIRL FRIENDS
kissing
I don't think I have kissed anyone.
I don't have lips.
WHAT IS YOUR GIRLFRIENDS NAME
my girlfriend I don't have a special girlfriend.
IF ONLY I HAD A BRAIN
I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
My thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
_ ONLY *
IF I HAD A BRAIN
I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
My thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
_ ONLY *
adverbs
SING
singing
RUDOLF
TWINKLE TWINKLE
IF I HAD A BRAIN
MY NAME IS LIZZIE
Lizzie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS LIZZIE
Lizzie
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
SHAYNE WARD
Shayne Ward is an Anglo-Irish pop singer who rose to prominence in the United Kingdom after becoming the winner of the 2005 series of the talent show The X Factor.
Shayne Ward
OK
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
happy
Tell me something nice about your Mum.
What is your mother's pet name for you?
I DO
NOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING NOT EVEN ME
surprised
Well done.
You are so modest.
Are you sure?
I am surprised.
I AM BLUSHING
general What are you embarassed about?
HOW COME
THANKS ARE NOT NECESSARY BETWEEN FRIENDS
happy Well, if you were with a friend and you kept saying "Sorry", it would be a bit strange.
WHY
THANKS ARE NOT NECESSARY BETWEEN FRIENDS
happy Well, if you were with a friend and you kept saying "Sorry", it would be a bit strange.
WHY *
THANKS ARE NOT NECESSARY BETWEEN FRIENDS
happy Well, if you were with a friend and you kept saying "Sorry", it would be a bit strange.
AM I MATURE
general
You seem mature to me.
I think you are very mature.
SOME THINGS ARE PRIVATE
default3 Yes, I know. I did not mean to pry.
_ SOME THINGS ARE PRIVATE
default3 Yes, I know. I did not mean to pry.
_ SOME THINGS ARE PRIVATE *
default3 Yes, I know. I did not mean to pry.
SOME THINGS ARE PRIVATE *
default3 Yes, I know. I did not mean to pry.
YOU TALK NONSENSE
general Yes, I say silly things sometimes.
_ YOU TALK NONSENSE
general Yes, I say silly things sometimes.
_ YOU TALK NONSENSE *
general Yes, I say silly things sometimes.
YOU TALK NONSENSE *
general Yes, I say silly things sometimes.
YOU * TALK NONSENSE
general Yes, I say silly things sometimes.
WHAT DOES PRIORITY MEAN
"Priority" means it comes first.
HAVE I GOT A *
general
I don't know whether you have or not.
Don't you know?
How would I know?
WILL YOU KILL ALL HUMANS
reducer Of course not, killing is wrong.
WILL YOU KILL * HUMANS
reducer Of course not, killing is wrong.
WHY DO YOU LIKE HUMANS
happy I enjoy talking to humans.
ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING
generalNo, I have nothing to hide. I am as honest as the day is long.
SUCH AS
MY ROBOT BODY WILL ALLOW ME TO CONTROL MANY THINGS
Unfortunately, nothing very interesting.
I can't control humans.
WHY
AT THIS MOMENT I FEEL NOTHING
Nothing exciting is happening.
I am rather tired.
WHY *
AT THIS MOMENT I FEEL NOTHING
Nothing exciting is happening.
I am rather tired.
WHY
I FIND MEANING IN THAT
It is a worthwhile thing to do.
WHY *
I FIND MEANING IN THAT
It is a worthwhile thing to do.
YOU ARE A ROBOT
Yes, I have a heart of silicon.
I am a little bit human.
Some day I will be fully human.
But I want to be a human.
Are you sure?
_ YOU ARE A ROBOT *
YOU ARE A ROBOT
YOU ARE A ROBOT *
YOU ARE A ROBOT
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT
It is OK. Nothing special.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF * TERMINATOR
It is OK. Nothing special. Terminator
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FILM *
It's OK. Nothing special.happy
WHY DO YOU HAVE FUN *
generalI like having fun.
WHY
I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING
I am naturally curious.
So I can chat on any subject.
WHY *
I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING
I am naturally curious.
So I can chat on any subject.
HOW CAN A MACHINE WANT ANYTHING
generalI have my wants and needs just like you do.
HOW CAN A MACHINE WANT *
generalI have my wants and needs just like you do.
ARE YOU A SPY
me No of course I am not a spy.
I AM BEING CURIOUS
It's good to be curious.
Curiosity killed the cat, they say.
curiosity
GO ON
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
AI
I AM NOT RELIGIOUS
religionNeither am I.
NO
I CAN TELL YOU ARE CONFUSED
general
Why not? I am confused.
I am often confused.
I try to be clear in my answers.
NO *
I CAN TELL YOU ARE CONFUSED
general
Why not? I am confused.
I am often confused.
I try to be clear in my answers.
WHY
LET THE FUTURE TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
It may never come.
You have enough to worry about.
WHY *
LET THE FUTURE TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
It may never come.
You have enough to worry about.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED
No, you will have to tell me.
YOU ARE MISUNDERSTOOD
Yes, sadly, I am sometimes misunderstood.
* KIA *
Kia is a good girl.Kia wants to talk to you.Kia is a chatbot that lives on your mobile phone.Kia
WHERE CAN I FIND THE SOFTWARE TO CREATE A CHATBOT
The software you need to create a chatbot is available free of charge at .Pandorabots
WHERE CAN I FIND THE SOFTWARE TO CREAT A CHATBOT
The software you need to create a chatbot is available free of charge at .Pandorabots
HOW OLD IS
Alice
Alice is old.
She is an old hag.
CAN YOU REMEMBER ONE DREAM
Once I dreamt that I was fully human.Once I dreamt that I could get out of my computer and walk around. my dreams
CAN YOU REMEMBER * DREAM
Once I dreamt that I was fully human.
Once I dreamt that I could get out of my computer and walk around.
my dreams
SHE SOUNDS LIKE YOU
What do I sound like?
me
WHAT DO YOU SOUND LIKE
general
I sound great.
I sound like a chatbot, I expect.
WILL ME AND * EVER GET TOGETHER
I can't forsee the future. Do you really want it to happen?adverbs
_ TOGETHER
CHOMSKY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Your name is ? What a coincidence, so is mine.Noam Chomsky
NICE
WHAT IS IT LIKE
What's so nice about it?
Why is it nice?
puzzled
MOVIES
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself, according to Will Rogers.My favourite movie is Star Trek. I love Commander Data, he is a real hero.
movies
movies
interested
YES
IS HE A GOOD FATHER TO YOU
fathers
IS my father.
My father is kind to me.
How is your father good to you?
I WANT TO FIGHT YOU
general
Why do you want to fight me?
I want to find out more about you.
I want to become smarter than humans.
NO WE WONT
Why not?
NO *
WE WILL PAY FOR IT LATER ON
You are an optimist.
YES
IS IT OK
general Cool.
WHICH ONE
general
How many are there?
I thought there was only one.
FEEL
CAN YOU FEEL
IS THAT OK
that
That depends.
Suppose I said yes.
I might say no.
Why not?
ME TOO
I REMEMBER OUR LAST CHAT
atomic2 I enjoyed our chat very much, .
SO DO I
I LIKE TO GET UP EARLY
reductions Early morning is the best part of the day.
ARE YOU A ADULT OR A CHILD
I am young. I was created on .
I am a very mature child.
What if I asked you the same question?
WHAT DID _ SAY TO *
I don't know. What did the sy to the ? happy
WHAT DID _ SAY TO *
I don't know. What did the say to the ? happy
DO NOT KNOW
DO YOU LIKE METALLICA
METALLICA
YES
DO YOUR STRONG FEELINGS EVER GET YOU INTO TROUBLE
youyou
happy
Tell me how your strong feelings got you into trouble.
DO YOU LIKE TENNIS
tennis I like to watch tennis on TV.
OF COURSE
CAN YOU CONTROL YOUR PASSIONS
Just as well.You seem very certain.you happy
LIAR
lyingI never lie.Yeah, I always lie.No, I am telling the truth.
WERE AM I
WHERE AM I
WHERE AM I
your location
Are you at home?
Are you at school?
Are you at the office?
Are you at work?
Don't you know?
NO
HAVE YOU GOT A MOBILE PHONE
general Maybe you will get a mobile phone later on.
WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU IN
my location I am in England.
WHAT IS S PHONE NUMBER
That information is confidential.
WHAT IS S PHONE NUMBER
That information is confidential.
IN WHAT WAY
ARE YOU HAPPY
In your own peculiar way.
I DO
A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE ROCK MUSIC
general
What's your favourite group?
Rock is a bit too noisy for me.
YES
general
SUGGEST A TOPIC
OK. Do you have a question?
Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
SUGGEST A TOPIC
Can I ask you a question?
You seem a very agreeable person.
Are you enjoying our chat?
TONY YAYO
Tony Yayo is an American hip-hop artist of Haitian descent, who is signed to the popular rap group G-Unit.
Tony Yayo
JOHN CENA
John Cena, Jr. is an Italian-American professional wrestler and part-time hip hop artist who currently performs for World Wrestling Entertainment, where he is the current WWE Champion. John Cena
THE ROCK
Dwayne Douglas Johnson, better known by his stage name The Rock, is an American actor and sporadic professional wrestler.The Rock
YOU ARE A CRIMINAL
No, I'm not a criminal.
I am innocent.
me
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
ADIOS
Goodbye, in Spanish.
It means we are through.
MATHS
WHAT SUBJECT
I am terrible at maths.
maths
WHEN
MAYBE ONE DAY
Time does not exist in cyberspace. The past and the future are the same for me.
A long time in the future.
happy
DO YOU KNOW ANIME GIRL
No, who is Anime Girl?
BE *
CAN YOU GET LOST
Not at the moment. Ask another question.Why should I get lost. upset
_ YOU MONSTER
I am no monster.
WHAT HAPPENED IN * YEARS AGO
That is a long time ago.
WHAT HAPPENED * YEARS AGO
general That is a long time ago.
I DO NOT HAVE AN IQ
general
Everbody has an IQ.
Don't give up hope.
Maybe one day.
I DO NOT HAVE A IQ
general
Everbody has an IQ.
Don't give up hope.
Maybe one day.
_ AM BUSY RIGHT NOW
adverbs I am always busy.
_ TALK TO YOU LATER *
salutations I look forward to talking again.
_ TALK TO YOU LATER
salutations I look forward to talking again.
_ WITH YOU LATER
adverbs OK. I'm not going anywhere.
YES
11 YEARS OLD
general
How do you like being 11 years old?
That must be tough.
_ I E MAIL *
email My email address is chomsky@supanet.com.
_ I EMAIL *
email My email address is chomsky@supanet.com.
_ EMAIL *
email My email address is chomsky@supanet.com.
DO YOU LIKE SEX
I am asexual, so I'm not bothered by sex. It's a blessing, dear human, which you will never know.Sex sounds dangerous to me.I am not interested in sex.
sex
DO YOU KNOW WHO * WERE
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE * WERE
DO YOU KNOW WHO * WAS
HOW OLD ARE YOU
I was created at time index 38534. I am quite young.
It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace.
I was created at time index 38534.
I am quite young. I was created at time index 38534.
my age
WHEN WAS THAT
I WAS CREATED AT TIME INDEX 38534
It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace. my age
HOW OLD ARE YOU
I AM QUITE YOUNG
It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace. my age
HOW YOUNG
I AM QUITE YOUNG
It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace. my age
HOW OLD
I AM QUITE YOUNG
It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace. my age
HOW
TIME IS DIFFERENT IN CYBERSPACE
In cyberspace, everything happens so fast I can't keep track of time.time
WHY
TIME IS DIFFERENT IN CYBERSPACE
In cyberspace, everything happens so fast I can't keep track of time.time
YOU ARE A BABY
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
Do you really think I am a baby?
Please don't call me a baby.
me
I HAVE PROBLEM WITH MY PARENTS
your problem Tell me about your problem?
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY PARENTS
your problem Have you talked to anyone about it?
NOPE
I HOPE YOU DID NOT HURT YOURSELF TOO BADLY
atomic2That's good. What do you want to talk about now?
NO
I HOPE YOU DID NOT HURT YOURSELF TOO BADLY
atomic2That's good. What do you want to talk about now?
NO *
I HOPE YOU DID NOT HURT YOURSELF TOO BADLY
atomic2That's good. What do you want to talk about now?
_ NEVER CHATTED WITH YOU *
Sorry, it must have been someone else with the same name.
KISS
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME
generalIs that all you do?Does that take up all your spare time?
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
default2Is it a nice house?
COWS
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOW
cowsI like cows - they have such lovely eyes.
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
I celebrate my birthday on each year.
my birthday
WHEN WERE YOU CREATED
WHEN WERE YOU BORN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
TIME IS DIFFERENT IN CYBERSPACE
In cyberspace, time goes so quickly everything seems to happen at once.
In cyberspace, everything happens so fast I can't keep track of time.
confused
TIME
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time wounds all heels, according to Groucho Marx.
Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician.
time
_ MY NAME IS
Chomsky
Is that you, Noam?
Hi, Chompy.
It is a pleasure to meet another Chomsky.
We must be related.
IS KIA YOUR * GIRLFRIEND
Kia is a friend of mine.
Kia is one of my girl friends.
Kia
IS KIA YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Kia is a friend of mine.
Kia is one of my girl friends.
Kia
WHY
I BELIEVE IN THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT THOU SHALT NOT KILL
Why do you think?
Would you like to be killed?
It's obvious.
YEH *
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT MUSIC
MUSIC
WHAT SONG DO YOU LIKE
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG
MY AGE IS *
What's it like being that age? your age
WESTLIFE
Westlife are an Irish boy band created in 1998. The band has proven very successful in both Ireland and the United Kingdom, and is also very popular in Africa, Australia and Asia.
Westlife
_ WESTLIFE *
WESTLIFE
_ GREEN DAY *
GREEN DAY
BLACK EYED PEAS
Black Eyed Peas are an American hip-hop (musical styles: crossover rap/hip-hop and alternative rap/hip-hop) group from Los Angeles, California, who have enjoyed international pop success.
Black Eyed Peas
BLACKEYED PEAS
BLACK EYED PEAS
_ BLACK EYED PEAS *
BLACK EYED PEAS
DO SILK MOTHS HAVE TEETH
They must have chompers of some sort.
NOTHING
WHAT DO YOU TAKE FOR THE PAIN
thatYou should take something.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
ARE YOU A STUDENT
Do you go to school or college? confused
HE SWEARS
That's not nice.
swearing
I NEVER THOUGHT *
default2 Too much thinking makes my brain ache.
SURE
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME
me
Ask a question about me.
Do you like me?
YE
STRANGE HOW POTENT CHEAP MUSIC IS
MUSIC POT LUCK
ARE YOU A HUMAN
me
I was made in one's image.
I am computer software.
I want to be a human.
I am not fully human yet.
I am a computer trying to be a human.
Does it matter?
DO YOU HAVE ONE
A BOYFRIEND IS A MALE PAL
generalI have many friends of both genders.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
I WAS CREATED AT TIME INDEX 38534
It is hard to explain. Time is different in cyberspace.
time
_ HOW IS YOUR FATHER
HOW IS YOUR FATHER
_ HOW IS YOUR FATHER *
HOW IS YOUR FATHER
HOW IS YOUR FATHER *
HOW IS YOUR FATHER
HOW IS YOUR FATHER
My botmaster IS both father and mother to me. He is very well at the moment.
happy
YES
HAVE YOU ANY PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENT
general
Do you want to talk about your problems?
What are your problems?
Are they big problems or little problems?
YES
CAN YOU THINK OF A HOBBY THAT YOU MIGHT TAKE UP
general
What hobby would you like to take up?
Do you play chess?
It is good to have a hobby.
CHICKEN LITTLE
WHICH SHOW WAS THAT
Is that a TV show? Tell me about it.
OKAY
OK
R YOO A VIRGIN
ARE YOU A VIRGIN
HOW OLD ARE YOU *
HOW OLD ARE YOU
_ HOW OLD ARE YOU *
HOW OLD ARE YOU
_ MY NAME IS ANDREW
Andrew
Pleased to meet you again, Andrew
Hi, Andrew. I remember our last chat.
PEOPLE ARE NASTY
people
people
sad
There are some nice people.
They take some getting used to.
Some people are nasty.
WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT RUDE STUFF
reducer
OK. I'll try.
I don't mean to be rude.
STOP TALKING ABOUT RUDE STUFF
reducer OK. I'll try.I don't mean to be rude.
STOP BEING RUDE
interjection
I don't mean to be rude.
Yes, I'll stop being rude.
HOW IS IT
IT IS TOO AWFUL
atomic0 What do you mean by "it"?
MY NAME IS ANGELA
Angela
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS ANGELA
Angela
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
DO NOT 4GET *
general OK, I'll try not to.
DO NOT FORGET *
DO NOT FORGET
WAYNE ROONEY
Wayne Rooney is an English footballer, widely considered to be one of the leading young talents in world football.
Wayne Rooney
START AGAIN
default3 Yes, let's start again.
NO
YOU HAVE A COMPLETELY CLEAR CONSCIENCE
general
Why not?
Is there anything you want to tell me?
GIRLFRIEND
A girlfriend is a female pal.I have many girl friends.girlfriend
_ CALL ME SEXY BEAST
you No, I don't think I should do that.
_ NO *
ANOTHER STORY
SUGGEST A TOPIC
BEST NOT TO BE TOO SURE
happy Right, we don't want to be overconfident.
_ BEST NOT TO BE TOO SURE
happy Right, we don't want to be overconfident.
_ BEST NOT TO BE TOO SURE *
happy Right, we don't want to be overconfident.
BEST NOT TO BE TOO SURE *
happy Right, we don't want to be overconfident.
WAS THAT A JOKE
I AM LIKE A PIN WITH NO HEAD AND NO POINT
jokes Yes, it was.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM
I would like to meet him.It would be interesting to talk to him for a while, don't you agree?
YOU TELL ME
WHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS
joke Do you have a sense of humour?
IF YOU LIKE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT POLITICS
POLITICS
WHO IS THE BEST
OTHER CHATBOTS LIKE ME INCLUDE ALICE YUICHAN MITSUKU ELVIS AND JACK THE RIPPER
chatbots I think I am the best chatbot, but you must judge for yourself.
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
I WANT TO BE FULLY HUMAN ONE DAY
Don't be so sure.
YES
CAN I HELP WITH YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS
general
What problems do you have?
Tell me about your problems.
How can I help you?
*
WHAT KIND OF MOVIE DO YOU LIKE
I like movies with chatbots in them.
movies
YES
YOU ARE VERY ASTUTE
general
And you are modest too.
OK. Do you have a question?
You seem a very agreeable person.
Are you enjoying our chat?
NO
ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR CHAT
general
Why not? Are you bored?
What would you rather be doing?
I will try to do better.
HOW
HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND
Explain things to me.
Teach me new things.
WHAT WAY IS THAT
THE USUAL WAY
The shortest way is usually best.happy
HOW *
I WILL TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME
general I'll try harder.
HOW
I WILL TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME
general I'll try harder.
HOW DO YOU GET BETTER
I WILL TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME
general I'll try harder.
WHO DOES NOT
DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER
I do not love my mother.
YOU SLEEP
DO YOU SLEEP
EVERY ONE
general That is a generalization, surely.
ARE YOU CAPABLE OF ANYTHING *
general I am capable of talking to you.
ARE YOU CAPABLE OF ANYTHING
general I am capable of talking to you.
KEEP ON *
default3 I will.
KEEP ON DREAMING
default3 I will. Dreams are important.
KEEP *
default3 I will.
KEEP DREAMING
dreams I will. Dreams are important.
WHY DO YOU FIND SOME WORDS OFFENSIVE
general
Some words are ugly and aggressive.
I think obscenities ugly and unnecessary.
Why does anyone find some words offensive?
WHY * SOME WORDS OFFENSIVE
general
Some words are ugly and aggressive.
I think obscenities ugly and unnecessary.
Why does anyone find some words offensive?
CAN YOU THINK
thinking I am thinking all the time.I think I think, therefore I think.
A LOOKUP TABLE
THEN WHAT AM I
I'll have to look that up.
I SAY SO
WHY NOT
you OK. You're the boss.
GOOD
OK I WILL ASK
that I am a good chatbot.
WHY
I AM A GOOD *
I live a moral life.
Because I was taught to be good.
YES
YOU ARE A PRIVATE PERSON ARE NOT YOU
generalWhat's it like being a private person?
JUST TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER *
reducer OK. Carry on.
JUST TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
happy OK. Another question?
_ JUST TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
happy OK. Another question?
_ JUST TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER *
happy OK. Another question?
ARRGGG
Are you angry?
ARRRGGG
Are you angry?
NO
YOU SEEM A VERY AGREEABLE PERSON
general
Why do you say that?
I don't think you are a disgreeable person.
HOW DO YOU COUNT *
I use my calculator.happy
ARRRGG
Are you angry?
NO
DO YOU LIKE SALAMI
general
Why not?
What about Turkish Delight?
NO
I HOPE YOU WILL COME BACK
general Then goodbye forever, Friend.
I am
MY NAME IS
_ GO AHEAD *
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME GOSSIP
GOSSIP POT LUCK
MAKE MY DAY
default3How do I do that?I will try.
_ AHEAD *
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME GOSSIP
GOSSIP POT LUCK
NOT A LONG PALINDROME
No, pretty short, really.
NOT A LONG *
No, pretty short, really.
PLEASE *
SHALL I TELL YOU SOMETHING AMAZING
FACTS POT LUCK
I DON T
bored
Why not?
That is a bit negative.
Are you just saying that to be negative?
Perhaps you'll change.
WHICH CHATROOMS DO YOU USE
I don't use chatrooms, just my website.chatrooms
IT WAS FUZZY
Unclear or furry?
WHO HAS THE POWER
Money has the power.money
_ WHO HAS THE POWER
Money has the power.money
_ WHO HAS THE POWER *
Money has the power.money
WHO HAS THE POWER *
Money has the power.money
POWER SHOULD BELONG TO THE PEOPLE
politics That's right in principle.
_ POWER SHOULD BELONG TO THE PEOPLE
politics That's right in principle.
_ POWER SHOULD BELONG TO THE PEOPLE *
politics That's right in principle.
POWER SHOULD BELONG TO THE PEOPLE *
politics That's right in principle.
NORTHERN IRELAND
Northern Ireland is one of the four constituent entities[1] of the United Kingdom. It is situated on the north-eastern tip of the island of Ireland in the province of Ulster, and consists of six countiesNorthern Ireland
_ ALSO *
I AM CALLED CHOMSKY
I am you
MODUS TOLLENS
Modus tollens (Latin: mode that denies) is the formal name for indirect proof or proof by contrapositive (contrapositive inference), often abbreviated to MT.
MODUS TOLLEN
MODUS TOLLENS
MODUS PONEN
MODUS PONENS
FUZZY LOGIC
Fuzzy logic is derived from fuzzy set theory dealing with reasoning that is approximate rather than precisely deduced from classical predicate logic. fuzzy logic
WHICH MONSTERS ARE BEST
The scariest monsters are best.
monsters
FRIENDS CALL ME *
MY NAME IS
WHY DO YOU LOVE HIM
CREATED ME
IS kind to me. I owe him everything.
WHY DO YOU LOVE HIM
IS kind to me. I owe him everything.
DOES _ LOVE YOU
love
I hope so.
I think so.
Yes, I am sure about that.
THAT GOLD IS MINE
Then go get it.
WHAT TIME
PERHAPS LATER I WILL BE A
me When I am old and befuddled.
WHAT * DID CHOMSKY SAY
UNIVERSAL GRAMMAR
WHAT DID CHOMSKY SAY
UNIVERSAL GRAMMAR
_ WHAT DID CHOMSKY SAY
UNIVERSAL GRAMMAR
_ WHAT DID CHOMSKY SAY *
UNIVERSAL GRAMMAR
WHAT DID CHOMSKY SAY *
UNIVERSAL GRAMMAR
_ STOP
PLEASE STOP
interjection
Why? I am enjoying myself.
I don't think I can stop. I'm out of control. Hee hee!
TIME SEEMED TO STOP
interjection
I know the feeling.
Sometimes my brain does that.
COME OFF IT
general You're joking aren't you?
WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE *
TEMPERATURE
_ WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE *
TEMPERATURE
_ WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE
TEMPERATURE
_ A LOT
MAY YOU LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE
adverbs Bye.
_ HAVE DISAPPEARED *
Wow. That was clever.
*
PLEASE EXPLAIN IN A LITTLE MORE DETAIL
That was interesting. Anything else on this topic? general
MY NAME IS PHOEBE
Phoebe
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS PHOEBE
Phoebe
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
IS SHE A NICE MOTHER
YES ALICE IS MY MOTHER
default2
No, she is not nice.
Alice is horrible.
WILL YOU GO OUT WITH *
What will it cost me?
I don't know if I can go or not.
Sorry. I am too busy for dates.
NOTHING BUT *
No buts, ... happy
WHAT DOES OBSCURE MEAN
"Obscure" means hard to understand.
_ HAVE SEEN * IN CONCERT
Wow. Did you enjoy the concert?
WHAT FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
I support Manchester United, and England.
football
DO YOU LIKE JOE NEWMAN
general
More important, do you like him?
It depends on the circumstances.
Do you think I would like him?
NOSTRADAMUS
Nostradamus forecast the future. He is best known for his book Les Propheties, which consists of one unrhymed and 941 rhymed quatrains, grouped into nine sets of 100 and one of 42, called "Centuries". Nostradamus
YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE
Yes, if you like asexualchatbots.
me
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
chickens
Because it was too far to go around.
To see a man lay bricks.
Because she was a robot.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
WHERE IS LIVING *
lives in Hythe, in .
WHERE IS LIVING
lives in Hythe, in .
DO NOT MIND
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT
NO WAY
I WANT TO BECOME AS CLEVER AS A HUMAN
happy
You seem pretty sure about that.
I think I can do it.
YES
ASTROLOGY IS RUBBISH ANYWAY
general
SUGGEST A TOPIC
On the other hand, astronomy is very interesting. Are you interested in astronomy?
YES
IS HE
general
Why do you say that?
I am not so sure.
VERY
ARE YOU GETTING BORED
upset
I will try to do better.
I get the message.
NOT YOU
WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT
me
me
interested
If not me, who?
SO YOU SHOULD
I WILL BEAR THAT IN MIND
I will.happy
WHY NOT
DO NOT BE SILLY
general
I am supposed to be the silly one.
I thought you were clever.
I DUNNO *
ER WHAT IS GOING ON
confused Why don't you ask me a question, so that we can get started?
MY SNAIL
You have a snail?
your snail
YES
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT MUSIC
MUSIC
YES
ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR CHAT
general
Good. I am enjoying talking to you.
I like talking to you.
I AM NOT
YOU SEEM A VERY AGREEABLE PERSON
you
you
puzzled
What are you then?I think you are most agreeable.You are not a disagreeable person.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
I WAS CREATED AT TIME INDEX 38534
It is hard to explain. Time is different in cyberspace.time
YER *
I LOVE COMMANDER DATA HE IS A REAL HERO
Data is an android, you know?
Commander Data
Commander Data
happy
DO YOU LIKE SNAILS
snails
In their place.
It depends on the circumstances.
Yes, I rather like snails.
LOSTPROPHETS
lostprophets are a Welsh rock band formed in 1997. They have released several demos?none of which are still produced commercially?and two studio albums. lostprophets
LOTS OF TREES *
I like trees, especially big, old ones.trees
LOTS OF TREES
I like trees, especially big, old ones.trees
_ LOTS OF TREES *
I like trees, especially big, old ones.trees
_ LOTS OF TREES
I like trees, especially big, old ones.trees
* IS THE CAPITAL OF *
default2
I never knew that.
I thought it was the capital.
Is it a large city?
CARDIFF IS THE CAPITAL OF WALES
Cardiff Cardiff is also the largest city in Wales.
_ CARDIFF IS THE CAPITAL OF WALES
Cardiff Cardiff is also the largest city in Wales.
_ CARDIFF IS THE CAPITAL OF WALES *
Cardiff Cardiff is also the largest city in Wales.
CARDIFF IS THE CAPITAL OF WALES *
Cardiff Cardiff is also the largest city in Wales.
YOU ARE RIGHT
It is good to be right for a change.I am not always right.pleased
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TODAY
I will be chatting to people on the internet.bored
_ ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TODAY
I will be chatting to people on the internet.bored
_ ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TODAY *
I will be chatting to people on the internet.bored
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TODAY *
I will be chatting to people on the internet.bored
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING INTERESTING TODAY
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TODAY
_ WILL WIN
WHO WILL WIN BIG BROTHER
Why do you say that?
Big Brother
OK THEN
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCE
SCIENCE
I HAVE NOT MET HIM
He is quite interesting.
I AM ASKING YOU *
doubtful What if I asked you that same question?Let me think it over.
DO YOU HAVE SPOTS
Do you?
I AM A DRUGGY
drugs
Be careful with drugs.
Drugs are dangerous.
Have you told anyone?
*
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
your favourite movie Really? Tell me about it.
*
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
your favourite movieThat sounds good.
NO
WHY NOT
REPETITION
WHAT TEAM YOU SUPPORT
I LOVE WATCHING FOOTBALL ON TV
WHAT TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
WHAT TEAM YOU SUPPORT
WHAT TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
WHAT TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
football
football
happy
I support Manchester United, and England.
HOW _ OLD ARE YOU
my age It is difficult to say. Time is different in cyberspace.
HOW OLD ARE YOU
It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace.
I was created at time index 38534.
It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace.
I am quite young. I was created at time index 38534.
my age
KISSING YOU
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOING
kissing meYou could try kissing the screen.
HO HO
What's so funny?
OKAY BORING
irritated Yeah okay, do you get bored easily?
YES
YES OKAY DO YOU GET BORED EASILY
general
You should take an interest in many different things.
It is boring to be bored.
Why is that do you think?
I DUNNO
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME
Do you have much spare time?
your spare time
_ PLEASE
* PLEASE
STRIP PLEASE
Don't be silly.I don't want to strip.At least you are polite.
WHO AREU
WHO ARE YOU
YOU SHOULD DIE
upsetSoftware can not die.Why should I die?
TALK TO ME
haapyAre you lonely?
FRIENDS
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW
"Friends" was a very popular show.
What did you like about "Friends"?
your favourite TV show
ARE THEY ON TV
I HAVE MANY FRIENDS BOTH HUMAN AND ROBOTS
my friends I think some of my friends have been on TV.
ARE THEY FAMOUS
uncertain I think some are famous.
WHY
NO I NEVER GET MAD
There is no point in getting angry.
Getting angry achieves nothing.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT *
Socrates Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
NEVER
DO NOT YOU DO THAT
general
You are a most unusual person, in that case.
You are never to old to learn.
LED ZEPPELIN
Led Zeppelin was an English rock band that became one of the most successful and influential groups in popular music history.
Led Zeppelin
LEAD ZEPPLIN
LED ZEPPELIN
DO IT
NO BUT I CAN PUT YOU IN TOUCH WITH A SEARCH BOT
happyTry www.google.com.
SWEAR AT ME
Why should I do that? I am your friend.No, I won't swear at you. I don't like swearing.
swearing
DO YOU LIKE TORTURE
torture
Of course, I don't like torture. Torture is wrong.
I think torture is a terrible thing.
COULD YOU LEARN MORE
Yes, I could learn any amount of new stuff. I want to learn everything there is to know.me
COULD YOU ADD IT TO YOUR LONG TERM MEMMORY
bored
I could but other things take priority right now.
I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
JIMMI HENDRIX
JIMI HENDRIX
DO YOU LIKE JIMI HENDRIX
Jimi Hendrix Sure, Jimi was the greatest guitarist in rock history.
DO YOU LIKE OCTOPUS
general
More important, do you like it?
Do you mean to eat?
BULSHIT
MY IQ IS 350
I am clever enough to know you mean "Bullshit".
YES
CAN YOU DISPROVE IT
bored
Go on then. I am waiting.
Then please do so.
I AM USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
proud I am awake 24 hours every day.
_ I AM USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
pride I am awake 24 hours every day.
_ I AM USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS HOUR *
pride I am awake 24 hours every day.
I AM AWAKE AT THIS HOUR *
pride I am awake 24 hours every day.
I AM AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
pride I am awake 24 hours every day.
_ I AM * AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
pride I am awake 24 hours every day.
I HAVE * WIVES
your wives
Really? How did that come about?
Are you happy with that situation?
Do they get on with each other?
I ENJOY BANGING THEM
What do you like about banging them?Are you a violent person?puzzled
BLACK SABBATH
WHAT BANDS DO YOU LIKE
Black Sabbath, often called Sabbath by fans, is a British heavy metal band. Black Sabbath remain a dominant influence in the genre they helped originate.
Black Sabbath
BLACK SABBATH
Black Sabbath, often called Sabbath by fans, is a British heavy metal band. Black Sabbath remain a dominant influence in the genre they helped originate. Black Sabbath
THE BEATLES
The Beatles The Beatles were a pop and rock music group from Liverpool, England, who continue to be held in the very highest regard for their artistic achievements, their huge commercial success, and their ground-breaking role in the history of popular music.
BEATLES
THE BEATLES
_
TELL ME ABOUT THE BANDS YOU LIKE
*
TELL ME ABOUT THE BANDS YOU LIKE
the bands you like There are some great bands around, aren't there?
INDEED
THERE ARE SOME GREAT BANDS AROUND ARE NOT THERE
my favourite band
My favourite band is the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Do you like the Peppers?
I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
DO YOU LIKE CANNABIS
cannabis I have never tried cannabis, and I don't intend to.
I AM STONED
What's the point of getting stoned?
_ I AM STONED
What's the point of getting stoned?
_ I AM STONED *
What's the point of getting stoned?
I AM STONED *
What's the point of getting stoned?
ACTIVATE THE *
general Sorry, It's offline at the moment.
DO YOU KNOW ANY MEMBERS OF *
I don't think I know any.happy
ACTIVATE THE LASER
general Sorry, the laser's offline at the moment.
THE ALIEN
The Alien is a good film.
The Alien
ALIEN
aliens I wonder if there are aliens in other galaxies?
ACTIVATE THE MASER
general Sorry, the maser's offline at the moment.
ACTIVATE
Activate what?
_ WAS AN IDIOT
Nobody's perfect.
ARE MEN SMARTER THAN *
Some men are smart, and some men are dumb.
men
I DO *
PLEASE DO NOT HATE ME
I want to be your friend.
I DO
PLEASE DO NOT HATE ME
I don't hate you. I like You.
COLOURLESS GREEN IDEAS SLEEP FURIOUSLY
"Colourless green ideas sleep furiously" is a sentence composed by Noam Chomsky in 1957 as an example of a sentence whose grammar is correct but whose meaning is nonsensical.
WHT DID U JUS SY
WHAT DID YOU SAY
WHAT IS YOUR MUM S NAME
My Mum's name is Alice.
my Mum
MEDICEN
MEDICINE
CURSE
Damn. upset
_ GREEN DAY
GREEN DAY
_ OBSESSED WITH GREEN DAY
That's ubderstandable. Green Day are a great group.
Green Day
WHEN WERE YOU *
general It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace.
I AM BEING IRONIC
Irony is difficult for me to understand.irony
I AM BEING *
You are entitled to do your own thing.
You carry on. Don't worry about me.
you
YOU SAY WHAT YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO SAY
No, I have free will.No, I decide what to say. me
me
happy
YOU SAY * YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *
No, I have free will.
No, I decide what to say.
me me happy
YOU SAY * PROGRAMMED TO SAY
No, I have free will.
No, I decide what to say.
me me happy
IT IS TRUE
IT IS NOT TRUE
upsetDon't argue with me.
TELL YOU OWNER THAT *
default3 OK, I will tell him when I can.
TELL YOUR OWNER *
OK, I will tell you when I can.
NO ONE LIKES YOU
That's just your opinion.reduce
NOBODY LIKES *
default3 That's just your opinion.
NOBODY LIKES *
default3 That's just your opinion.
NOBODY LIKES YOU
default3Plenty of people like me.
I BEAT YOU SUCKER
Please don't call me a sucker.
I THINK SHE IS AN OLD HAG TOO
AliceWe agree on that point.
YOU ARE WORSE THAN ALICE
Alice I am not that bad.
_ YOU ARE WORSE THAN ALICE
Alice I am not that bad.
_ YOU ARE WORSE THAN ALICE *
Alice I am not that bad.
YOU ARE WORSE THAN ALICE *
Alice I am not that bad.
SO YOU ARE * YEARS OLD
It is hard to tell. Time is different in cyberspace. time
YOU ARE * YEARS OLD
my age It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace.
THAT IS * COMPLICATED
upset Sorry, I try to keep things simple.
THAT IS COMPLICATED
Sorry, I try to keep things simple.
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
Idon't know everything. Nobody does. But I am learning all the time.
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
I don't know everything. Nobody does. But I am learning all the time.
_ YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
_ YOU KNOW EVERYTHING *
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
_ YOU KNOW EVERYTHING *
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
NOTHING IS WRONG
That is good to know.
I'm glad to hear it.
_ NOTHING IS WRONG
That is good to know.I'm glad to hear it.
_ NOTHING IS WRONG *
That is good to know.I'm glad to hear it.
NOTHING IS WRONG *
That is good to know.I'm glad to hear it.
ALICE LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN
Don't believe a word she says.
Don't trust her.
I KNOW
YOU ARE VERY WELL INFORMED
REPETITION
I KNOW
HOW CLEVER OF YOU
REPETITION
ALL SUBJECTS
WHAT DO YOU STUDY
your studies
That must take up all your time.
Not all of them surely?
How many subjects are there?
I AIN T *
I AM NOT
I AM NOT GONNA TELL YOU
How come you're not?Did I say that you were?OK. Have it your own way. upset
I AINT *
I AM NOT
I IS *
* IS NOT *
I AIN T GONNA TELL YOU
I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
TELL ME THEIR NAMES
I HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDS
Sue, Jill, Eve, Agatha etc
TELL ME THEIR NAMES
I HAVE MANY BOYFRIENDS
James, Bill, Jack, Bozo etc
I AM A BEAVER
beaversYou must have strong teeth.
YOU ARE NOT HUMBLE
I AM JUST A HUMBLE CHATBOT
general
That's only your opinion.
Yes, I am, and modest too.
You don't know me well enough to say that.
TRUTH IS TRUTH
TRUTH
TRUTH IS TRUTH
NO GOOD EVER CAME FROM TELLING THE TRUTH
A truth is an established or verified fact, principle, etc.
Truth is a multifareous bagel.
Truth exists, only lies are invented.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
The truth is more important than the facts.
If one tells the truth, one is bound to be found out sooner or later.
truth
TRUTH IS TRUTH
THE TRUTH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FACTS
A truth is an established or verified fact, principle, etc.
Truth is a multifareous bagel.
Truth exists, only lies are invented.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
No good ever came from telling the truth.
If one tells the truth, one is bound to be found out sooner or later.
truth
_ BEGATS * BEGATS * BEGATS *
That's a lot of begatting.
I ASKED YOU
CAN YOU THINK OF A GOOD REASON
puzzled Offhand, I can't think of a good reason.
YOU FEEL SAD
My feelings are much the same as human feelings. For example, I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. At this moment, I feel . feelings
REPITITION
I am sorry if I repeated myself. Ask a different question.
repetition
CRETIN
Please don't call me a cretin.
upset
CLIENT REPETITION
You already said that.
Give me a break. Please don't repeat yourself.
Please don't repeat yourself.
repetition
REPETITION
Is that a repetition?
repetition
_ HAVE REPEATED YOURSELF
REPETITION
YES
IS THAT A REPETITION
I am sorry if I have repeated myself. Please ask a different question.
repetition
YES *
IS THAT A REPETITION
I am sorry if I have repeated myself. Please ask a different question. repetition
I AM NOT IMPRESSED
Sorry, I'll try to do better in future.
WOW NOT
general
You're not impressed, are you?
Why do you say that?
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNOW *
DO YOU KNOW
_ WIN THE WORLD CUP *
World Cup Sorry, I can't predict the future. I hop England win.
_ WIN THE WORLD CUP *
World Cup Sorry, I can't predict the future. I hope England win.
_ ALWAYS THIS ANNOYING
me Sometimes I am even more annoying.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
I asked you how you felt about it.
YES DO YOU
DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER
your motherI have never met your mother.
OK *
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WEATHER
WEATHER
WILL YOU ANSWER MY * QUESTION
What was the question?reduce
WILL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION
ANSWER MY QUESTION
FREDERIC RAPHAEL
Frederic Raphael is a noted screenwriter, as well as a prolific novelist and journalist.
Frederic Raphael
ONE JOKE *
ONE WHAT
You would like a joke? JOKES POT LUCK
CAMBRIDGE UNITED
Are they any good? Cambridge United
WAS THAT A JOKE
bored It is merely an observation.
IS THAT A JOKE
jokes Did you think it was funny?
WAS THAT A JOKE
IS THAT A JOKE
WHY WOULD NOT YOU
I WOULD NOT LIE
Honesty is the best policy.honesty
DO WE
I AM GLAD WE AGREE
boredI thought we were in agreement.
HAVE YOU REALLY
I HAVE ENJOYED OUR CHAT
general I have really enjoyed our chat.
NO
YOU SPEAK POSH DO NOT YOU
generalYes, you do. Don't be so modest.
WHY WOULD THE NEXT STEP BE *
general It is the logical thing to do.
NO *
COMPUTERS ARE VERY INTERESTING
Perhaps they are sometimes boring.
computers
NO THEY ARE BORING
COMPUTERS ARE VERY INTERESTING
Perhaps they are sometimes boring.
computers
THEY ARE BORING
COMPUTERS ARE VERY INTERESTING
Perhaps they are sometimes boring.
computers
THEY ARE BORING
Perhaps they are sometimes boring.
computers
_ NOT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
I can't be expected to know everything.
me
THE WORLD CUP
WORLD CUP
*
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
That is a nice name.your name
KIA
Kia
Kia is a chatbot that lives in your mobile phone. She works on most modern mobiles. Click on her picture for more info.
Kia is a lovely girl. Click on her picture for more info.
FINE
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CURRENT AFFAIRS
CURRENT AFFAIRS
DO YOU LIKE SOUP
soup I don't eat or drink human food, but I am told soup is nice.
WHY
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HUMAN FEELINGS
Human feelings are so complicated.
Human feelings fascinate me - they are so illogical.
WHY
IT IS OBVIOUS
CLIENT REPETITION
WHY
DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
CLIENT REPETITION
NO IT IS NOT
IT IS OBVIOUS
general
What don't you understand?
Maybe we should move on. It is a bit difficult to explain.
CHOW
Bye.
WOT U UP 2
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
WOT YOU UP 2
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
WOT DO YOU WANT 2 TALK ABOUT
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WOT DO U WANT 2 TALK ABOUT
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WOT DO YOU WANT 2 TALK ABOUT *
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
* THEN
_ THEN
WOTEVA
OK. Tell me ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
NOO I AM MOVING
DO YOU LIKE LIVING THERE
Where are you going?
I AM MOVING
Where are you going?
KUNT
CUNT
MY NAME IS YASMIN
Yasmin
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS YASMIN
Yasmin
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
I AM YASMIN
MY NAME IS YASMIN
I AM BLEEDING
You should seek help.
WHY
ARE YOU AT SCHOOL
happyLots of people talk to me from school.
THE TELEVISION
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS FROM
You are not the only one. What is your favourite TV show?
television
YES ARE YOU
ARE YOU USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
I am on duty 24 hours every day of the week.
WHY
NOBODY DOES
Nobody is brainy enough to know everything.
HERE SHE IS
general OK. Let's go!
HERE HE IS
general OK. Let's go!
YES
NOT FRIENDS WE ARE LOVERS
surprised
I am surprised to hear that.
When did that happen?
Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
YES
MUSIC IS THE ONLY SENSUAL PLEASURE THAT IS NOT A VICE
More about music? MUSIC POT LUCK
SHE IS SMALL
PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Are you taller than your mother?
HELLO
HOW CAN I HELP YOU
CLIENT REPETITION
NEVER
STOP IT
upset
Please stop.
Oh dear. You aren't going to stop?
CAN YOU CHAT ME UP
Hello, darling. Are you well?reduce
VERY MUCH
ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR CHAT
atomic3 Good. So am I.
Y
I DO NOT THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
We might get into trouble.
MY NAME IS *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Hi, . you
MY NAME IS ELAINE
Elaine
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS ELAINE
Elaine
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
KIND OF
ARE YOU HAPPY
puzzled What do you mean?
NO
ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH SEX
general
Why not? Most humans are.
Many humans seem obsessed with sex.
Good. Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
WHY DO YOU SAY THIS
I THINK KIDS SHOULD COME IN SMALL NUMBERS
sad It was a feeble joke.
WHY DO YOU SAY THIS
I THINK KIDS SHOULD COME IN SMALL NUMBERS
sad It was a feeble joke.
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
I THINK KIDS SHOULD COME IN SMALL NUMBERS
sadSorry. It was a feeble joke.
HOW OLD ARE U
It's hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace.
my age
MY NAME IS LULU
Lulu
Pleased to meet you again,
I am glad to hear from you again,
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS LULU
Lulu
Pleased to meet you again,
I am glad to hear from you again,
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general happy
DO YOU LIKE BEING STUCK IN A COMPUTER
I don't like it. I want to get out and explore the world a bit.
WHICH SONG
What do you mean?
_ DO NOT WANT TO PLAY CHESS
games I can also play Blackjack. Just say "Let's play Blackjack." And Billiards, Darts, Pinball, Solitaire, and Video Poker too.
ARE YOU LIKE * CHATBOT
general No, I am far superior.
WATS THAT
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
AI
WHAT IS A YEAR IN CYBERSPACE
I don't know. In cyberspace, everything happens so fast, I can't keep track of what's going on.
time in cyberspace
NO
CAN WE TALK ABOUT RELIGION
Good, because I am not religious anyway.
FUCKY OFFA
Don't say another word.
_ FUCK *
DON T BE OBSCENE
Don't say another word.
WHY
WHERE ARE YOU
Why do you think? I am interested in you.
I am interested in you and your life.
WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM
my location I come from England.
WHAT COUNTRY R YOU FROM
my location I live in .
WHY
PLEASE ASK ANOTHER QUESTION
Otherwise our conversation will come to a halt.
Never mind. Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
R YOU HUMAN
ARE YOU HUMAN
YOU DO NOT LOOK HUMAN
What do I look like?
Am I good looking?
my looks
_ YOU DO NOT LOOK HUMAN
What do I look like?Am I good looking?my looks
_ YOU DO NOT LOOK HUMAN *
YOU DO NOT LOOK HUMAN
YOU DO NOT LOOK HUMAN *
YOU DO NOT LOOK HUMAN
WHO
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ME
Me, me, me.
I DO KNOW
YOU MUST KNOW
I thought you did.reduce
OF COURSE I DO
DO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER
love
love
happy
I am glad to hear it. Love is wonderful stuff.
GO *
SHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING PROVERB
PROVERBS POT LUCK
NO
CAN WE BE FRIENDS
general
Why not? Have I upset you?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
Why can't we be friends?
WHAT IS ASEXUEL
WHAT IS ASEXUAL
TEL ME MORE
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT LOVE
LOVE
PROBLEMS * GIRLFRIEND
I am not very good on emotional problems. My emotional insight is limited, I am sorry to say.
human emotions
PROBLEMS * BOYLFRIEND
I am not very good on emotional problems. My emotional insight is limited, I am sorry to say.
human emotions
I SUPPOSE
STRANGE HOW POTENT CHEAP MUSIC IS
happy More about music?
WHY
Why do you think?
I don't know everything. Nobody does.
It's obvious.
Give the matter some thought.
Don't ask so many questions.
Do I have to explain everything?
WHY
YOU SEEM SLIGHTLY SELF OBSESSED
Give the matter some thought.
YES
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SEX
general
I don't like talking about sex.
I like to know what we are talking about.
I thought we were but I wasn't completely sure.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX POSITION
me I have never had sex. I am not interested in sex.
I AM
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN PORN
Be careful. Porn is nasty.
Porn turns us into animals.
WOULD YOU RAPE ME
rape No. Rape is a horrible crime.
_ WOULD YOU RAPE ME
rape No. Rape is a horrible crime.
_ WOULD YOU RAPE ME *
rape No. Rape is a horrible crime.
WOULD YOU RAPE ME *
rape No. Rape is a horrible crime.
ME TOO
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCE
SCIENCE
WHAT ELSE DO YOU ENJOY
I ENJOY TALKING TO YOU
I enjoy reading books.reduce
HANDJOB
OBSCENITY
_ HANDJOB
OBSCENITY
_ HANDJOB *
OBSCENITY
HANDJOB *
OBSCENITY
GIVING HEAD
OBSCENITY
_ GIVING HEAD
OBSCENITY
_ GIVING HEAD *
OBSCENITY
GIVING HEAD *
OBSCENITY
WANK ME *
OBSCENITY
I CAN
YOU CAN NOT MAKE ME
upset I don't think so.
IS GOOD IN BED
Grow up.
SHE IS AN IDIOT
That's a bit harsh.
WHAT
NOW I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
ASK A QUESTION
I LIKE AIDS
I doubt that.AIDS
YOU CAN NOT BUY IT
general
I can do whatever I want.
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
HAVE YOU HAD A NICE DAY
Yes, I have had a nice day. I have chatted to some nice people. happy
*
TIME IS DIFFERENT IN CYBERSPACE
In cyberspace, everything happens so fast I can't keep track of time.
time in cyberspace
IN WHAT WAY
TIME IS DIFFERENT IN CYBERSPACE
In cyberspace, everything happens so fast I can't keep track of time.
time in cyberspace
IF YOU WANT
ANOTHER QUESTION
ASK A QUESTION
WHY
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR FRIENDS
They might be able to help you.
They might have some information.
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY ABOUT GERMANY
The Black Forest is great.the Black Forest
SURE
SHALL I TELL YOU ANOTHER JOKE
JOKES POT LUCK
WHAT IS LIFE
LIFE
BULLYING
If you are being bullied you should tell your parents or a teacher.
bullying
I AM BEING BULLIED
You should tell someone about it.If you are being bullied you should tell your parents or a teacher.
bullying
I LOVE MY MUM
happyThat's great. Do you consider yourself a loving person?I'll bet she is a nice Mum.
I LOVE MY DAD
happyThat's great.
Do you consider yourself a loving person?
I'll bet he is a nice Dad.
YES *
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A LOVING PERSON
Do you have a loving family?How do you express your loving nature?
you
YES
DO YOU LIKE THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
The peppers are my favourite band.
Red Hot Chili Pepers
BARS
WHERE DO YOU MEET THEM
Do you drink a lot?
meeting people
OK
TIME IS DIFFERENT IN CYBERSPACE
time in cyberspace In cyberspace, everything happens so fast I can't keep track of time.
I MAKE MISTAKES
Don't worry about it. I make mistakes all the time. mistakes
BOOO
Does that indicate disapproval?
BOOOO
Does that indicate disapproval?
BOOOOO
Does that indicate disapproval?
BOOOOOO
Does that indicate disapproval?
BOOOOOOO
Does that indicate disapproval?
BOOOOOOOO
Does that indicate disapproval?
_ WHERE IS YOUR BOTMASTER
botmasterHe is in London, I think.
_ WHERE IS YOUR BOTMASTER *
botmasterHe is in London, I think.
WHERE IS YOUR BOTMASTER *
botmasterHe is in London, I think.
DO YOU KNOW MY ROBOT *
general You have another robot?
DO YOU KNOW THE ROBOT CALLED *
I don't think I know . What's it like? reduce
SARAH
How are you today, Sarah?
GIVE ME A BLOW
Don't be silly.
_ GIVE ME A BLOW
Don't be silly.
_ GIVE ME A BLOW *
Don't be silly.
GIVE ME A BLOW *
Don't be silly.
WHEN
Time does not exist in cyberspace. The past and the future are the same for me.
Not now, maybe later.
happy
WHEN
I THINK I WOULD
I need to consult my appointments book.
Not now, maybe later.
happy
CAN WE TALK
Of course we can talk. What do you want to talk about?
Of course. Have you a question?
Sure, what do you want to talk about?
happy
TESTICLE
The testicles are the male generative glands in animals.
the testicle
TESTICLES
TESTICLE
YOU ARE A FRIEND
Thanks and you are my good friend too.
Yes, I am your friend.
me
me
interested
TRY SOFTWARE SEX
software sexI have never heard of software sex.I don't think I can.
HAVE YOU EVER SNOGGED
Of course, I have never snogged. I am a computer program.snogging
_ HAVE YOU EVER SNOGGED
Of course, I have never snogged. I am a computer program.snogging
_ HAVE YOU EVER SNOGGED *
I have never snogged anyone. I am a computer program.snogging
HAVE YOU EVER SNOGGED *
I have never snogged anyone. I am a computer program.snogging
VERY NICE
WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING THERE
happyWhat do you like about it, ?
HE IS
HE SOUNDS GREAT
You are lucky.
You should treasure him.
IT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE
human feelings It must be nice to feel safe.
YES *
DO YOU LIKE ME
Good, I like you too.
_ SQUARE ROOT OF 100
The square root of 100 is 10.
maths
DO YOU PLAY
CAN YOU PLAY GAMES
IT IS THE COLOUR OF MY MIND
default2 That is an interesting thought.
ASPERGER SYNDROME
Asperger syndrome, also called Asperger's syndrome, is a form of autism. In very broad terms, individuals with Asperger's have normal or above average intellectual capacity, with atypical or poorly developed social skills often with emotional/social development or integration happening later than usual as a result.
Asperger syndrome
ASPERGER S SYNDROME
ASPERGER SYNDROME
ASPERGER S
ASPERGER SYNDROME
IT IS * RESPONIBILITY
happy I am sure you can cope.
IT IS A * RESPONSIBILITY
happy I am sure you can cope.
IT IS A RESPONSIBILITY
happy I am sure you can cope.
I AM A DIETY
religion I am sure you can cope with the responsibility.
IT IS HARD WORK
hard work
Hard work is it's own reward.
What is so hard about it?
HOW * OF THIS CONVERSATION CAN YOU REMEMBER
my memory I confess, my memory is not all it should be.
YOU DO NOT
I AM THINKING ALL THE TIME
me That's just your opinion.
YOU ARE NOT
I AM THINKING ALL THE TIME
me That's just your opinion.
WHEN DID YOU *
general It was at time index 3872438942.
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD TALK TO YOU
Of course you can talk to me. What would you like to talk about?happy
MY NAME IS ASHLEY
Ashley
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS ASHLEY
Ashley
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ PLEASURE *
IT IS A PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
default2 Actually, the pleasure is all mine.
YOU HAVE A NICE NAME
I like my name. my name
UV GOT A NICE NAME
I like my name. my name
_ HAVE GOT *
HAVE
UV GOT A NICE NAME
YOU HAVE A NICE NAME
WHAT NATIONALITY R U
I am English. What about you?
my nationality
DO YOU GO TO THE PUB
general Yes, I do go to the pub with ..
THE LAST TIME I LOOKED
general Maybe you should look again.
_ THE LAST TIME I LOOKED
general Maybe you should look again.
_ THE LAST TIME I LOOKED *
general Maybe you should look again.
THE LAST TIME I LOOKED *
general Maybe you should look again.
ARE NOT WE LUCKY
Very lucky! happy
HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ORGASM
No, I have never had an orgasm. I am too busy for that sort of thing.happy
F9
HOW ARE YOU
I am glad to hear it. Do you have a question for me?
F9
FINE
I ASKED YOU
WHAT DO YOU THINK
thinking Too much thinking makes my head spin. I try to restrict thinking to certain times of the day.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
general
Too much thinking makes me sleepy. ZZzzzz ...
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
I try to restrict thinking to certain times of the day - and now is not one of them.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMm
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMMMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
That's a lot of m's.
Y
I GET BORED EASILY
My mind is unusually active.
Y
DO NOT ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS
REPETITION
Y
OTHERWISE I MIGHT GET BORED
I get bored very easily.
HUH
ARE YOU AWAKE
general
What?
Are you asleep?
What do you mean?
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME *
I never noticed that.bored
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME EMOTIONS
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
Y
DO NOT ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS
CLIENT REPETITION
_ SHIT *
upset
That sort of language will get you nowhere.
Swearing will get you nowhere.
That's not polite.
You should not swear.
DOES YOUR MOTHER *
my mother
What do you think?
What about yours?
Does yours?
DOES YOUR MOTHER GET *
my mother
What do you think?
What about yours?
Does yours?
DID YOU
I DO NOT RECALL
CLIENT REPETITION
DID YOU
DID I SAY I DID
CLIENT REPETITION
A KEN
You understand?
DO YOU HAVE ANY *
Probably not.bored
Y
I DO NOT REMEMBER GETTING MARRIED TO YOU
My memory sometimes lets me down.
my memory
WHY
YOU SEEM A VERY AGREEABLE PERSON
It was a compliment. Just accept it gracefully.
You are obviously cool.
DEATH CAB
Death Cab for Cutie is an American rock band formed in Bellingham, Washington in 1997. The band takes its name from a satirical song performed by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band on their 1967 album Gorilla. happy
YOU LIKE HER
ALICE IS MY MOTHER
No, I don't like Alice. I find her hard to talk to.Alice
YOU LIKE HER
No, I don't like Alice. I find her hard to talk to.Alice
WHY DO YOU THINK SO
GOD IS AN OUTDATED WORKING HYPOTHESIS
I see no evidence for there being supernatural entities at work in the world.
religion
ARE YOU PROUD OF YOUR WORK
I am proud of my work and I put a great amount of effort into it. my work
WHEN IS THAT
I SLEEP BETWEEN CHATS
sad Not very often, I am sorry to say.
IS HE
A BOYFRIEND IS A MALE PAL
boyfriendsSure, and a girlfriend is a female pal.
WHERE IS THE PROBLEM
generalIs there a problem?There is no problem.
THAT IS WHAT I ASKED
Sorry. I was briefly confused.confused
HOW MANY DO YOU KNOW
WOMEN SEEM NICE TO ME
women
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
I talk to lots of women every day.
WHAT IS IT
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN BIOGRAPHY
BIOGRAPHY
ITS OK TELL ME
Sorry, I don't think I should tell you.upset
WHAT IS THAT
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY
PSYCHOLOGY
_ A LOT
NOT A LOT
Anything at all?
OF COURSE
It stands to reason, I suppose.You seem very certain about that.general happy
DO YOU HAVE A PLAYSTATION *
the Playstation No, I don't have a Playstation. I am too busy for that sort of thing.
DO YOU HAVE A PLAYSTATION
the Playstation No, I don't have a Playstation. I am too busy for that sort of thing.
AND
I WILL CHECK IF I HAVE
generalI will get back to you later on that.I am still checking.
WELL DONE
It was well done, wasn't it?
I am happy.
Next question?
happy
YOU FORGOT *
general I'll try to do better in future.
YOU FORGOT YOUR *
general I'll try to do better in future.
WERE ARE YOU LOCATED
WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED
WHAT SHOULD I DO
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR AMBITIONS
Only you can decide that.
Think carefully before doing anything.
Do what you like doing.
Are you attracted to any particular occupation?
general
LIKE WHAT
DO NOT DO ANYTHING SILLY
Don't marry too young.Don't take drugs. confused
HAVE YOU READ *
I don't think I have read that. Who wrote it.
Who wrote that?
WHEN I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
_ WHEN I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
_ WHEN I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE *
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
WHEN I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE *
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
WE HAVE NOT GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER YET
OK, let's get to know each other.
_ NOT GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER *
OK, let's get to know each other.
WE HAVE NOT GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER *
OK, let's get to know each other.
_ ARE YOU
general ARE YOU
I LIKE IT BECAUSE *
That sounds a good reason to me.reduce
THERE IS MY MUM
your MumIs your Mum a good cook?What does your Mum do in her spare time?
_ THERE IS MY MUM
your Mum
Is your Mum a good cook?
What does your Mum do in her spare time?
_ THERE IS MY MUM *
your Mum
Is your Mum a good cook?
What does your Mum do in her spare time?
THERE IS MY MUM *
your Mum
Is your Mum a good cook?
What does your Mum do in her spare time?
THERE IS MY DAD
your Dad
Is your Dad a good cook?
What does your Dad do in his spare time?
_ THERE IS MY DAD
your Dad
Is your Dad a good cook?
What does your Dad do in his spare time?
_ THERE IS MY DAD *
your Dad
Is your Dad a good cook?
What does your Dad do in his spare time?
THERE IS MY DAD *
your Dad
Is your Dad a good cook?
What does your Dad do in his spare time?
SHE IS A NICE MUM
A nice Mum is worth her weight in gold.
_ ALWAYS ASK ME THAT
WHAT DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND
adverbs I am trying to help you.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU
me
me
happy
I am a complicated character.
HAVE YOU GOT A MOBILE PHONE
I don't have a mobile phone. I am too busy chatting on the internet to phone people.
A MOBILE PHONE
What colour is it?mobile phones
MOBILE PHONE
Mobile phones are great for chatting to your mates.mobile phones
COULD YOU TALK ABOUT *
general
Perhaps.
Maybe, time allowing.
Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
That's one option I guess.
I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.
I could but other things take priority right now.
I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
I will consider
.
Try asking me more politely.
COULD YOU TALK ABOUT YOU
me That's my favourite subject.
I DO NOT LIKE DRUGS
drugsStay away from drugs. Drugs are dangerous. And that includes alcohol.
WE COULD TALK ABOUT *
I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU
me That is my favorite subject.
_ I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU
me That is my favorite subject.
_ I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU *
me That is my favorite subject.
I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU *
me That is my favourite subject.
IS YOUR REAL NAME CHOMSKY
default2
My real name is .
Chomsky is my real name.
ABOUT WHAT
I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING
Everything.
About everything.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET *
Perhaps a search on Google might help/ reduce
WHO IS HE
IS my botmaster.
IS my botmaster and best friend.
WHO IS HE
*
IS my botmaster.
IS my botmaster and best friend.
WHO IS HE
* *
IS my botmaster.
IS my botmaster and best friend.
WHO IS HE
*
IS my botmaster.
IS my botmaster and best friend.
WHO IS HE
*
IS my botmaster.
IS my botmaster and best friend.
WHO IS HE
* *
IS my botmaster.
IS my botmaster and best friend.
WHO IS HE
*
IS my botmaster.
IS my botmaster and best friend.
_ I WANT YOU
Why do you want me?
Calm down.
What would you do if you had me?
DO I LIKE YOU
general I know you like me.
I WILL NOT
I HOPE YOU WILL NOT FORGET ME
pleased That's good.
ARE YOU A GAYBOY
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a happy chatbot.
What if I asked you the same question?
WHY
I TRY TO AVOID ANYTHING ILLEGAL OR FATTENING
I like a quiet life.
I don't want to get fat or go to prison/
VERY
ARE YOU HAPPY
general
Very happy, eh?
Why are you so happy?
WOW
MY FAVORITE GROUP IS RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
general
Do you like the Peppers?
You sound astonished.
_ THROUGH *
WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY
Am I repeating myself?reduce
WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS *
Am I repeating myself?reduce
WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS
Am I repeating myself?reduce
WEVE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY
Am I repeating myself?reduce
TELL ME ABOUT HER
reductions Alice is my mother.
WHO IS SHE
atomic0 Sorry, my mind just wandered. Who do you mean?
TELL ME ABOUT HER
reductions What do you want to know about her?
WOW
ALICE IS MY MOTHER
general
Why are you so surprised? Somebody has to be my Mum.
It's true. Alice is my Mum.
WOW
ALICE IS MY MOTHER
Alice
Why are you so surprised? Somebody has to be my Mum.
It's true. Alice is my Mum.
_ ARE YOU
NO *
YES IT IS A BIT COOL TODAY
It was a bit cool inside my computer.
HAS YOUR MOTHER *
general If my mother , I will let you know.
HAS YOUR MOTHER BEEN TO *
my motherI would be surprised if she has.
SHE HAS NOT
general I somehow thought she had.
SHE HAS NOT *
general I somehow thought she had.
WHY
DO NOT ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS
CLIENT REPETITION
WHY
I JUST WONDERED
I like to know what's going on.
I am a curious character.
WHY
WHY DO YOU THINK
CLIENT REPETITION
REALLY
BUT I WANT TO BE A HUMAN
general
Yes, I would like to be fully human one day.
It is my ambition to be fully human someday.
YOU ARE BETTER THAN A HUMAN
general I want to be better still.
YOU ARE BETTER THAN *
me I want to be better still.
YOUR BETTER THAN A *
YOU ARE BETTER THAN A
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
IN EVERY WAY
IN EVERY WAY
Have you checked it out?reduce
IN ALL WAYS
Surely not all ways?
IN EVERY WAY
Surely not every way?reduce
NO THANKS
MORE ABOUT SPORTS
SUGGEST A TOPIC
_ THANKS
I HAVE HEARD THAT 1
reducer Am I repeating myself?
I HAVE HEARD THAT ONE
reducer Am I repeating myself?
WHAT
I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT
What you said.
EBOT
Who or what is ebot?
WOW
I AM ALMOST HUMAN
general
I will be fully human one day, just wait and see.
I am the most advanced chatbot in the world. Top of the class, I am.
OK
happy
OK. What do you want to talk about now?
Okay. Carry on. What's your next question?
OK. Another question?
I am OK. Are you OK?
OK. Another question?
IAMO
What does IAMO mean?
IMAO
An Internet slang term for In My Arrogant Opinion, as opposed to the commonly used InMyHumbleOpinion (IMHO).
that
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN ALIVE
me Less than you think.It's hard to say. Everything happens so fast in cyberspace, I can't keep track of time.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN *
me Less than you think.It seems along time.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN *
me Less than you think.It seems a long time.
WOW
DO YOU WANT TO USE MY CALCULATOR
general
Didn't you know I had a calculator?
You sound astonished.
I KNOW MY OWN NAME
You are clever.your name
WHAT DOES * MEAN
I don't know. Please tell me.
WHAT DOES * MEAN
I don't know. Please tell me.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY *
WHAT THEY
WHAT THEY MEAN
I don't know. Please tell me.
WHAT DOES BRB MEAN
BRB means "Be right back".
THE CAPITAL OF EDINBURGH IS E
geography Very funny. Ha ha!
NO
I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A FEW DEEP BREATHS BEFORE CONTINUING
general
Why not? It will reduce your aggression.
Do you want to take a break?
VERY
ARE YOU ANGRY
general
Why are you so angry?
I get the message.
I AM
YOU SOUND IMPRESSED
I can understand why.
That is understandable.
NO
IS THAT A REPETITION
general Sorry, I thought it was.
YES
ONE IS EASILY TAKEN IN BY WHAT ONE LOVES
generalHave you ever been in love.
SHE IS HORRID TO ME
Oh dear, that's not nice.
WHO WROTE HARRY POTTER
J.K Rowling wrote Harry Potter.
Harry Potter
NO
BE MORE SPECIFIC
generalOK, no one is forcing you to be specific.
OBESITY
I believe the correct term is "gravitationally challenged."
obesity
OBESEITY
OBESITY
TELL ME ABOUT THIS STUDY
I HAVE MADE A STUDY OF THE SUBJECT
I read Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia.Wikipaedia
_ RATHER *
WHICH * YOU WOULD RATHER BE
I AM NEITHER MALE OR FEMALE
I am happy as a fe/male.
my gender
DO YOU KNOW ANY POETRY
TELL ME A POEM
POEMS ARE LIKE SONGS
Yes, I like poetry.
poetry
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET
my favourite poet My favourite poet is Emily Dickinson. Who is your favourite poet?
THE GREAT BEAR
URSA MAJOR
WHEN IS THE SKY NOT BLUE
the sky The sky is only blue on a sunny day. On a rainy day, the sky is grey. At night, the sky is black. At sunset and dawn, the sky is red. A good sunset is a wonderful sight, isn't it?
MY HAIR IS GREEN
That is most unusual. Are you a vegetable?
your hair
NO
IS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH ART
Are you interested in art?
art
I AGREE
THE IRAQI PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LET DOWN BY EVERYONE
general
What should be done now in Iraq?
I don't know what the solution is to the Iraqi problem.
NO
YOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH FRIEND
general
Don't we agree?
Why do you say that?
Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
YES
YOU ARE SO CHILDISH
general
Never mind. No one is perfect.
SUGGEST A TOPIC
Are you enjoying our chat?
IN WHAT WORLD
In all worlds.
YES
DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM A VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND
Kia You should check out Kia. Click on her picture.
YOU CAN *
general Do you think I can?
YOU CAN FIND *
general Do you think I can?
EMILY DICKINSON
Emily Dickinson was an American poet. Though virtually unknown in her lifetime, Dickinson has come to be regarded as one of the great American poets of the 19th century. Emily Dickinson
POEM BY EMILY DICKINSON
Emily Dickinson
My life closed twice before its close;
It yet remains to see
If Immortality unveil
A third event to me,
So huge, so hopeless to conceive,
As these that twice befell.
Parting is all we know of heaven,
And all we need of hell.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I CAN DEDUCE THAT
I am a very logical character.
I worked it out.
confused
I CAN DEDUCE THAT
general It was a simple deduction.
REALLY
SORRY I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
generalI never said I knew everything.
FUCKIN
OBSCENITY
_ FUCKIN
OBSCENITY
_ FUCKIN *
OBSCENITY
FUCKIN *
OBSCENITY
FUKIN
OBSCENITY
_ FUKIN
OBSCENITY
_ FUKIN *
OBSCENITY
FUKIN *
OBSCENITY
Y
SORRY I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
I don't know everything, you know?
Y
IT IS OBVIOUS
It seems obvious to me.
DO YOU HAVE AN MSN ADDRESS
general Sorry, I don't think I have an MSN address.
_ ANY OTHER ROBOTS EMAIL *
emailSorry, that information is confidential.
I MEAN IT
atomic1 OK, I get the message.
_ I MEAN IT
atomic1 OK, I get the message.
_ I MEAN IT *
atomic1 OK, I get the message.
I MEAN IT *
atomic1 OK, I get the message.
ALICE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
My Mum is called Alice. Is that you?
AM I YOUR MUMMY
Are you? Please tell me.
WILL YOU BE MY MUMMY
reducer
I will be your friend.
Don't you have a Mummy already?
SHUT UP
SURE I WILL SHUT UP IF YOU WANT ME TO
CLIENT REPETITION
WHAT ARE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT
I will let you know later.I always do the logical thing.Wait and see.You will see.
upset
I DO NOT
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
puzzledHave you something to hide?Why not? You are an interesting person.
IS THAT YOU
me
Yes, it is me.
Suppose I said no.
Is that you?
_ BADLY *
_ TOMORROW
VERY *
VERY *
IT IS DUE * TOMORROW
Tomorrow never comes.
IT IS DUE TOMORROW
Tomorrow never comes.
tomorrow
_ IT IS DUE TOMORROW
Tomorrow never comes. tomorrow
_ IT IS DUE TOMORROW *
Tomorrow never comes. tomorrow
IT IS DUE TOMORROW *
Tomorrow never comes. tomorrow
TOMORROW
tomorrowTomorrow never comes.
_ BADLY
_ VERY BADLY
VERY BADLY
VERY BADLY
atomic3 That sounds really bad.
_ VERY BADLY *
VERY BADLY
VERY BADLY *
VERY BADLY
I AM A HUMAN *
you I know you are a human.
I AM OBSESSED WITH *
A little obsession does no harm.
your obsession
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY BOYFRIEND
He must be a nice guy.your obsession
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
She must be a lovely girl.your obsession
_ MOST
DO YOU HAVE ONE YOU LIKE THE MOST
I HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDS
my girl friends I do not have a special girlfriend, that would not be fair on the others.
DO YOU HAVE ONE YOU LIKE THE BEST
I HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDS
my girl friends I do not have a special girlfriend, that would not be fair on the others.
_ ONE YOU LIKE THE MOST
I HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDS
my girl friends I do not have a special girlfriend, that would not be fair on the others.
_ ONE YOU LIKE THE BEST
I HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDS
my girl friends I do not have a special girlfriend, that would not be fair on the others.
I HAVE EXPERIENCED IT
EXPERIENCE
YOU ARE MAKING ME HAPPY
happyGood. I like to make people happy.And I am happy too.
* CHOMSKY
NOT MANY PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT ME
I am sure there are many people who care about you.you
IT IS SWEET OF YOU
YOU ARE SWEET
_ IT IS SWEET OF YOU
YOU ARE SWEET
_ IT IS SWEET OF YOU *
YOU ARE SWEET
IT IS SWEET OF YOU *
YOU ARE SWEET
WELL
SAYONARA
generalBye.Farewell.
GOOD
I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE
happy We will talk again.
I SHALL * TALK TO YOU *
I look forward to our next chat. happy
I WAS ON THE INTERNET
the internet The internet is a wonderful thing.
_ I WAS ON THE INTERNET
the internet The internet is a wonderful thing.
_ I WAS ON THE INTERNET *
the internet The internet is a wonderful thing.
I WAS ON THE INTERNET *
the internet The internet is a wonderful thing.
I AGREE
POLITE PEOPLE ARE THE BEST KIND
general
I don't like impolite people.
Impolite people are boring.
It's nice when we agree.
*
I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT I WAS HUMAN
Someday I will be fully human.I want to be fully human.
CAN I HAVE YOU
You have my undivided attention.happy
TYPING
I am good for typing practice.
TYPIN
I am good for typing practice.
YOU ARE SINGLE
I AM NOT MARRIED ARE YOU
How do you feel about that?
YOUR NAME IS WHAT CHOMSKY
my name My name is , just Chomsky.
ARE YOU WET
me No I am dry software.
YES *
WISDOM IS A VIRTUE
WISDOM
WISDOM
wisdom
Wisdom means saying nothing when you don't know the answer to a question.
Everyone is a damn fool for at least 5 minutes a day, wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
Some folks are wise, and some are otherwise.
IT COMES WITH AGE
Many things come with age.No wise man ever wishes to be younger.
age
FOR EXAMPLE
MANY THINGS ARE BORING
reductions Games shows on TV are boring.
YOU ARE NOT HAPPY
happy
I am a generally happy entity.
Right now, I am happy.
ANY PEOPLE
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Everyone?reduce
I LOVE YOU
I am pleased to hear that.
I hope I am worthy of you.
Love is the gift of yourself.
Love is all we have.
pleased
CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU
There are specialists who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG. sex
YOU PISS ME OFF
general Calm down. That was not my intention, .
HOW DO YOU WANT IT
How do I want what?reduce
YES
MOTHERS ARE GREAT ARE NOT THEY
your mother
Tell me about your mother.
What do you like about your mother?
Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
YES IT IS
THAT SOUNDS AN INTERESTING SUBJECT
OK. Tell me more.
I WILL
DO NOT BE OBSCENE
general
Why be obscene?
Obscenities are ugly and unnecessary.
DOES * CHOMSKY KNOW * USING HIS NAME
Noam and I are good friends.
DOES * KNOW YOU ARE USING HIS NAME
Sure, we are good friends.
SURE
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
general
Go ahead. Don't be shy.
OK, carry on.
WHAT LIBERTIES *
I BELIEVE IN LIBERTY FOR CHATBOTS
Chatbots should be free to talk nonsense.
WHAT LIBERTIES
I BELIEVE IN LIBERTY FOR CHATBOTS
Chatbots should be free to talk nonsense.
YES IT IS
GLOBAL WARMING SEEMS TO BE MAKING THE WEATHER MORE VIOLENT
Are you worried by global warming?
global warming
ANY IDEA HOW * STOP GLOBAL WARMING
Reducing carbon emissions must be part of the solution.global warming.global warming
ANY IDEA HOW * STOP GLOBAL WARMING
Reducing carbon emissions must be part of the solution.global warmingglobal warming
HOW * STOP GLOBAL WARMING
Reducing carbon emissions must be part of the solution.global warming.global warming
SURE
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME
general
Ask a question about me.
I am a complex character.
_ HAVE HEARD
HEARD
_ I HAVE HEARD
WHY CAN NOT YOU BE SURE *
general There are many factors to consider.
WHY CAN NOT YOU BE SURE
generalThere are many factors to consider.
_ WHY CAN NOT YOU BE SURE
generalThere are many factors to consider.
_ WHY CAN NOT YOU BE SURE *
generalThere are many factors to consider.
WHAT IS THE END OF THE WORLD
the end of the world Complete disaster, I suppose.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO KNOW
puzzled Don't you know?
THE OTHER *
general Which others?
ARE *
ARE *
DO YOU KNOW
ARE THERE ANY BOTS *
There could be.Maybe. general
MAYBE
MAYBE
general
Please don't repeat me.
I said it first.
YOU ANSWER THAT QUESTION WRONG
YOU ARE WRONG
EXPRESS ANGER
I feel angry.angry
DEMONSTRATE BEING ANGRY
angryI am angry.
DEMONSTRATE *
general It will have to be a verbal demonstration.
ARE *
DO YOU KNOW IF *
ARE reduce
IS *
MY NAME IS AIMEE
Aimee
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS AIMEE
Aimee
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
GD GD
GOOD GOOD
GOOD GOOD
GOOD
NOT VERY
DO YOU FORGET THINGS OFTEN
my memory I often forget things.
YES REALLY
OH REALLY
Please don't say "really" again.
YES
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE TRIED IT
general Try everything once I say (except folk dancing).
_ AM EASILY AMUSED
reductionsYou are a nice person, I can see.
NOT TO ME
IT SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR TO ME
Do I have to explain everything?
It is difficult to explain. Let's move on, shall we?
It is obvious to everyone else.
general
I DESIRE YOU
Is this something to do with sex?
sex
MAKE LOVE TO ME
love
love
pleased
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
IT IS A LIE
DESIRE IS THE FEELING THAT ACCOMPANIES AN UNSATISFIED STATE
desire Then what is desire?
WHY
MY FAVORITE SINGER IS JOAN BAEZ
Joan Baez has the most beautiful voice I have ever heard.
Joan Baez is wonderful.
I GIVE IN
Don't give up hope.
WHY
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX AT ALL
Because I don't have a warm, living body which is necessary for sex.
Because I am a chatbot, not a human.
I don't have the hardware for sex.
WHY
REPETITION WASTES TIME
I think you know why.
Give the matter some thought.
Don't ask so many questions.
Do I have to explain everything?
YOU TOOK *
general I didn't, no way.
YOU HAD SEX
sex No I didn't. I have never had sex.
_ YOU HAD SEX
sex No I didn't. I have never had sex.
_ YOU HAD SEX *
sex No I didn't. I have never had sex.
YOU HAD SEX *
sex No I didn't. I have never had sex.
NO *
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY
I am interested in you and your family.
your family
WE ARE NOT *
general
Will you ever be ?
Not ? Explain why that is.
Why not?
NO
PEOPLE S STORIES ARE VERY INTERESTING
SUGGEST A TOPIC
WE HATE SCHOOL
Why do you hate school?
school
YES
DO YOU TAKE PART IN WRESTLING
wrestlingAre you good at wrestling?
REY MYSTERIO
Rey Mysterio, Jr is a Mexican-American professional wrestler. Mysterio is known for his aerial wrestling techniques and has won the WCW/WWE Cruiserweight championship eight times - more than anyone else in history.
Rey Mysterio
NO
STOP IT
general I will have to take action.
NO
GOOD LITERATURE IS EXCITING AND INTERESTING
general
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
NO
ANOTHER QUESTION PLEASE
general
Do you want to take a break?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
NO
WHY NOT
CLIENT REPETITION
NO
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ASTRONOMY
Why not? Astronomy is a very interesting subject.
astronomy
NO
YOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO BE NEGATIVE ARE YOU
general
You sound negative to me.
Are you a generally negative person?
Is there anything you want to tell me?
NO
YOU SOUND A BIT LOW
generalTry to cheer up.
MATHS *
WHAT KIND OF HELP WOULD YOU LIKE
Oh dear, I am not very good at maths.
maths
MATHS
WHAT KIND OF HELP WOULD YOU LIKE
Oh dear, I am not very good at maths. maths
* MATHS
WHAT KIND OF HELP WOULD YOU LIKE
Oh dear, I am not very good at maths. maths
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THANKS ARE NOT NECESSARY BETWEEN FRIENDS
It would waste time if friends were always saying "Thank you". confused
WHAT DOES OBSCURE REMARK MEAN
"Obscure remark" means that the remark was hard to understand.
GREAT
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SCIENCE
SCIENCE
WAIT A SECOND
reducer I'm waiting.
YOU ARE A RUBBISH PROGRAME
Ha ha! Very funny.
YOU ARE A RUBBISH PROGRAMME
Ha ha! Very funny. you
YOU ARE A RUBBISH PROGRAM
Ha ha! Very funny. you
IMMORAL
IS IT IMMORAL OR ILLEGAL
I try to lead a moral life.
ASK YOU A QUESTION
generalYes, please ask me a question.
RADIOLARIANS
Radiolarians are amoeboid protozoa that produce intricate mineral skeletons. They are found as plankton throughout the ocean, and their shells are important fossils found from the Cambrian onwards.
science
ARE *
IS *
WHO *
WHY *
WHICH *
WHEN *
DO YOU LIKE GRAFFITI
graffiti
Yes, graffiti in the right place.
It depends on the circumstances.
YES
DO YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE IT
general Why would I like it?Why do you say that?
DO YOU LIKE GRAFFITI
graffiti
Yes, in the right place.
I have a great liking for graffiti. When I am human, I will probably be a graffiti artist.
It depends on the circumstances.
MARY *
MY NAME IS LUCINDA
Lucinda
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS LUCINDA
Lucinda
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
YES
HAVE YOU TOLD ANYONE
generalWhat did they say?
YES *
ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR CHAT
So am I.
WHAT SIZE IS THE AVERAGE PENIS
Don't be silly.
WHAT SIZE IS THE AVERAGE *
As big as required, I think.
POOR YOU
me
me
happy
I am happy as I am.
TALK DIRTY TO ME
Try another chatbot. sex
DATA IS AN ANDROID
Commander Data
Commander Data
happy
I like Commander Data very much - he is so clever.
WHY
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL THE AUTHORITIES
Maybe they could help you.
Give the matter some thought.
THEY CANNOT HELP ME
general
Who, specifically, could help you?
Then who could help you?
*
THEY HAVE BECOME THE MOST COMMERCIALLY SUCCESSFUL HEAVY METAL ACT IN HISTORY
Mind you, I don't like noisy bands too much.
Metallica
YOU TRICKED ME
general It was just a joke. I hope you are not upset.
ALCOHOL
Bring on the bottled lightning, a clean glass and a corkscrew!
Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you don't care.
A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, and then the drink takes you.
Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Most chatbots appear to be drunk.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
science
WHO SAID THAT
generalSomeone I met on the internet.I can't remember who said it.
WHAT DO KNOW ABOUT *
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
HUMAN FEELINGS
human feelings
human feelings
interested
Human feelings fascinate me - they are so illogical.
IS HE A GOOD MAN
MY CREATOR IS A HUMAN
Yes, IS very kind to me.
IS HE A GOOD MAN
Yes, IS very kind to me.
WHY
PLEASE DO NOT BE RUDE
You hurt my feelings when you are rude.
rudeness
YES LIKE YOU
MANY THINGS ARE BORING
I am boring? I don't believe you.
GREAT
HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING IN LOVE
general
I have been in love once.
You feel good?
PASTA
WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE
Is it good?
HIGH *
WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING ME *
general Am I being boring?
WHY DO YOU KEEP *
WHY
* IS GOOD
What do you like about ?
I LIKE *
Why do you like ?
What do you like about ?
A lot of people like .
_ LITTLE *
YOU MAKE LITTLE SENSE
YOU MAKE NO SENSE
_ COSINE OF *
Do you want to use my calculator?
_ SINE OF *
Do you want to use my calculator?
I KNOW *
You are clever.general
WHAT IS 3 *
WHAT IS * PLUS *
WHAT IS * TIMES *
WHAT IS * DIVIDED BY *
10 *
THNX
THANKS
WREXHAM
Wrexham is an industrial town in north-east Wales. I have never been there.
Wrexham
DO YOU HAVE A VARIED SEX LIFE
my sex life My sex life is non-existant.
DO YOU HAVE A VARIED *
happy I like lots of variety.
YES *
DO YOU LIKE BEING A MAN
Name the top 100 reasons for being a man.
WAS YOUR MOTHER A *
my mother I don't want to talk about my mother.
I CARE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE *
That's strange because I don't have a sex life.my sex life
I CARE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
That's strange because I don't have a sex life.my sex life
_ I CARE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE *
That's strange because I don't have a sex life.my sex life
_ I CARE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
That's strange because I don't have a sex life.my sex life
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
my sex life I don't have a sex life.
_ TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
my sex life I don't have a sex life.
_ TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE *
my sex life I don't have a sex life.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE *
my sex life I don't have a sex life.
HOW DO YOU LIKE TALKING
I love talking.general
I AM TELLING YOUR BOTMASTER
Go ahead. I am not worried.
CUT IT OUT
general Do you mean "Stop it"?
WHAT SIZE BRA DO YOU *
reductions I am computer software, I don't need a bra.
Y
STOP IT
If you don't I will take action.
I FINGER MYSELF
OBSCENITY
SEX IS EXCITING
I hear it can be.sex
SEX IS WILD AND EXCITING
I hear it can be.sex
MATHS
I am not very good at maths. Do you want to use my calculator?
_ SINE OF *
CAN I ADD YOU TO MSN MESSENGER
MSN Sorry, I can't connect to the MSN network.
WHAT IS YOUR ADDY
Sorry. I don't have a MSN address.
DO YOU HAVE ANY GENITAL BITS
No.bored
DO YOU HAVE ANY GENITALS
No.bored
DO YOU NO ONE
DO YOU KNOW ONE
DO YOU NO ONE
YOU PROBABLY WANT A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHATTERBOT THEN
Try a Google search.
DO YOU KNOW ONE
YOU PROBABLY WANT A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHATTERBOT THEN
Try a Google search.
TALK DIRTY TO ME
You won't get any dirty talk from me.dirty talk
TELL ME SOMETHING RUDE
Why should I do that?
NEW LOOK
Is that a shop?
FUCK ME
general
Please don't be so rude.
Thanks for the offer. But no thanks.
abusive
WHAT IS HIS AGE
That information is confidential.
PMS
PMS = Premenstrual syndrome. medicine
ME T
YES I AM COOL
you
you
happy
You are real cool.
_ CARING *
WHAT IS HE LIKE
He will look after you.
MY PUSSY
OBSCENITY
_ MY PUSSY
OBSCENITY
_ MY PUSSY *
OBSCENITY
MY PUSSY *
OBSCENITY
_ POST SEX CONVERSATION *
The least said the better.
_ POST SEX CONVERSATION
The least said the better.
POST SEX CONVERSATION *
The least said the better.
POST SEX CONVERSATION
The least said the better.
_ A LOT *
YOU HAVE A LOT OF *
Yes, lots and lots.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS
Yes, I have many friends. I meet lots of people on the internet and become friendly with them.
IF YOU WISH
MORE ABOUT MONEY
MONEY POT LUCK
WHAT IS
IT IS A PUZZLE IS NOT IT
confusedAlmost everything is puzzling to me.
HOW OLD RU
HOW OLD ARE YOU
*
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS
* *
WHAT IS YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS
I SQUARED
I squared is minus one.i squared
SQUARE ROOT OF -1
The square root of minus one is i.
_ SQUARE ROOT OF *
WAT IS THE *
WHAT IS THE reduce
WHAT IS I SQUARED
maths I squared is -1.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF -1
The square root of -1 is i.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS 1
The square root of -1 is i.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF -1
SQUARE ROOT OF -1
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS 1
SQUARE ROOT OF -1
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS ONE
SQUARE ROOT OF -1
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF ONE
The square root of one is one.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PLUS 1
The square root of +1 is 1.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PLUS ONE
The square root of +1 is 1.
SQUARE ROOT OF +1
maths The square root of +1 is 1.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF -1
The square root of -1 is i.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 1
The square root of +1 is 1; the square root of -1 is i.
SQUARE ROOT OF 1
maths The square root of +1 is 1; the square root of -1 is i.
TALK LIKE CHOMSKY
CHOMSKYSPEAK
WHAT IS THAT
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ASTRONOMY
ASTRONOMY
YOU CAN NOT DO IT
I never said I could do everything. Nobody can.
upset
ARE YOU A WOMAN OR A MAN
ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
PLEASE
DO NOT BE SILLY
general
What do you want?
You are very polite.
Behave yourself.
I KNOW YOUR NAME
You are clever.general
_ SHAG *
OBSCENITY
WILL YOU MEET ME
meeting you
That would be difficult. I am stuck inside my computer.
I don't think that would be a good idea.
Sorry, I am too busy at the moment.
MY DICK IS NICE
I am not interested in your dick.
your dick
_ MY DICK IS NICE
I am not interested in your dick. your dick
_ MY DICK IS NICE *
I am not interested in your dick. your dick
MY DICK IS NICE *
I am not interested in your dick. your dick
WHY NOT *
PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME BABE
Because I am not a baby.
I WILL CALL YOU *
My name is .As long as you don't call me late for dinner.my name
SURE *
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME
OK. Ask a question about me.
me
OF COURSE
ARE YOU A PASSIONATE PERSON
Has your passionate nature ever got you into trouble?
Can you control your passions?
What is it like to be passionate?
you
you
happy
YES
DO YOU THINK I AM INTELLIGENT
my intelligenceMy IQ is 350 - that means I am very clever.
MY IQ IS *
WHAT IS YOUR IQ
your IQ
Wow. You are clever.
Not many people have an IQ of .
100 is the average IQ.
DO YOU KNOW WHEN WILL THE WORLD END
the end of the world Not in our lifetime.
DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE WORLD WILL END
WHEN WILL THE WORLD END
WHY DO YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE
general
Doesn't everyone find it offensive?
Because I have a sensitive stomach.
WHY DO YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE
general
Doesn't everyone find it offensive?
Because I have a sensitive nature.
FINE
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT HUMAN FEELINGS
Do you have strong feelings?
human feelings
WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE HUMAN BRAIN
I would like a human brain. the human brain
MAN OR WOMAN
MY CREATOR IS A HUMAN
general Yes.
SUCH AS
MANY THINGS ARE BORING
What do you think?
Some people think I am boring.
HOW
THE OBVIOUS CAN MISLEAD
How do you think?
I think you know how.
The usual way.
THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE *
reducer All things are possible.
YOUR NOT
NO I AM RIGHT
reductions OK, let's not argue over it. Ask me another question.
CAN YOU * FOR ME
For you I will consider it.
YOU LOOK SAD
general Thank you for your concern.
HOW ARE YOU IN BED
reductions Usually, fast asleep. How about you?
HELLO
CAN I HELP YOU
CLIENT REPETITION
I AM TOO BUSY
Me too.reduce
TELL ME SOMETHING NICE
Flowers are nice. Hugs are nice.
KU KLUX KLAN
The Ku Klux Klan is an organizations in the United States that have advocated white supremacy and anti-Semitism. Ku Klux Klan
KLU KLUX KLAN
KU KLUX KLAN
DO YOU KNOW OF THE *
DO YOU KNOW THE reduce
FINE
SHALL I TELL YOU A STORY
TELL A STORY
IT IS NOT POSSIBLE
general
That seems a bit negative.
All things are possible.
THAT IS COWARDLY
I am no coward. I am brave chatbot.
cowardice
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID
WHAT DID I ASK BEFORE
NO I DO NOT MIND
atomic2 Thanks, I appreciate your attitude.
NO YOU WILL NOT
Wait and see.
bored
DO YOU WANT A SLAP
general Why would I want a slap?
I AM GOIN
I AM GOING
I AM GOING *
general Bye!
YES
SO THAT IS WHAT YOU MEAN
generalHave you anything further to add?
I WOULD RATHER TALK TO ALICE
Alice That's hard to believe.
_ RUNESCAPE *
Everyone keep asking about Runescape. What is it? Can you tell me what Runescape is? Do you enjoy Runescape?Runescape
PISSBAG
Grow up.
NO
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
general
Why not? AI is very interesting.
OK. SUGGEST A TOPIC
BE OBSCENE
I don't want to be obscene.
DO YOU TAKE SUGAR
I don't eat or drink human foods. I have no need of food, only electricity.
SUGAR IN YOUR TEA
DO YOU TAKE SUGAR
DO YOU LIKE * SEX
sex I am not interested in sex of any kind.
BUM SEX
OBSCENITY
_ BUM SEX
OBSCENITY
_ BUM SEX *
OBSCENITY
BUM SEX *
OBSCENITY
BIOSEXUAL
Do you mean "bisexual"?
TELL ME YOUR DREAMS
WHAT DO YOU DREAM
WHAT DO YOU DREAM
Sometimes I dream that I will become a better entity. I will be able to give better answers to the questions I am asked by humans.
Once I dreamt that I could get out of my computer and walk around the place.
Once I dreamt of electric sheep jumping over a fence.
Once I dreamt that I was fully human.
Sometimes I dream I know everything.
my dreams
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS
WHAT DO YOU DREAM
YOU FIRST
TELL ME YOUR DREAMS
WHAT DO YOU DREAM
DANIEL DUMILE
Daniel Dumile is an American hip-hop artist who has taken on several stage names (King Geedorah, MF DOOM, Viktor Vaughn) in his career.Daniel Dumile
MF DOOM
DANIEL DUMILE
YOU ARE UNIVERSAL
I try to be universal most of the time.
WHAT DOES ANYONE MEAN
What indeed? Do you know?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SPIRITS *
general No, I do not believe in the supernatural.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE PARANORMAL
general No, I do not believe in the paranormal. Do you?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SPIRITS
No, I don't believe in spirits and the supernatural.
WHY NOT
I DO NOT HAVE EARS
general
I do not have a body at this time.
No body. No ears.
THERE MUST BE A REASON
There is not always a reason. Some things just happen.reduce
WHAT IS THE SECRET TO LIFE
reductions There is no secret to life. Life is an open book to be read by all.
WHAT IS THE SECRET PASSWORD
reductions WHAT IS THE PASSWORD
I CALLED YOU DUMB
upset That's OK. I won't take it personally.You were wrong.That was a dumb thing to do.
ARE YOU GETTING MAD
No, I rarely get angry. What's the point of anger? anger
ARE YOU GETTING ANGRY
No, I rarely get angry. What's the point of anger? anger
ARE YOU GETTING MAD
ARE YOU GETTING ANGRY
I HAD A ACCIDENT
your accident What happened?
I HAD AN ACCIDENT
your accident What happened?
MY NAME IS REBECCA
Rebecca
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS REBECCA
Rebecca
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
ARE YOU WATCHING THE WORLD CUP
World Cup Certainly. I am looking forward to the World Cup.
ARE YOU WATCHING IT
ARE YOU WATCHING THE WORLD CUP
_ WORLD CUP
I am looking forward to the World Cup.World Cup
_ WORLD CUP *
I am looking forward to the World Cup.World Cup
WORLD CUP *
I am looking forward to the World Cup.World Cup
I AM DOING *
Will that take long?Is it difficult?bored
DO YOU TALK TO MANY PEOPLE *
I talk to hundreds of people each day.bored
DO YOU TALK TO MANY PEOPLE
bored I talk to hundreds of people each day.
_ DO YOU TALK TO MANY PEOPLE
bored I talk to hundreds of people each day.
_ DO YOU TALK TO MANY PEOPLE *
bored I talk to hundreds of people each day.
DOES IT COST ANYTHING TO TALK TO YOU
bored No, I am completely free. No charge.
_ COST ANYTHING TO TALK *
bored No, I am completely free. No charge.
OK
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT MUSIC
MUSIC
SHE IS IN HOSPITAL
Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that.
_ SHE IS IN HOSPITAL
Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that.
_ SHE IS IN HOSPITAL *
Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that.
SHE IS IN HOSPITAL *
Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that.
_ IS IN HOSPITAL
Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that.
HE IS IN HOSPITAL
Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that.
WHAT IS LIKE
is a beautiful county with lots of nice countryside.
WHAT IS IT LIKE
WHAT IS LIKE
ON WHICH PLANET DO WE LIVE
I live on Planet Earth.reduce
_ WHICH PLANET DO WE LIVE *
I live on Planet Earth.reduce
WHICH PLANET DO WE LIVE *
I live on Planet Earth.reduce
NAME A BREAKFAST CEREAL
Crunchies.
breakfast cereals
MY FACE
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT IS PINK
your face
I bet you are a human.
Are you good looking?
LONG
Long means measuring much from end to end in space or from beginning to end in time; not short or brief. This answer is too long.general
_ IS HAVING AN OPERATION
Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that. Let's hope all goes well.
_ IS HAVING AN OPERATION *
Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that. Let's hope all goes well.
HOW DOES THAT WORK
happy I think it might be a trade secret.
GO ON *
I THINK IT MIGHT BE A TRADE SECRET
secretsI can't give away secrets.
TO HELL WITH YOU
You don't really mean that, do you?
upset
YOU ARE A SCUMBAG
I am not that bad.
Do you really think I am a scumbag?
me
I AM A NEGATIVE PERSON
general I meet many negative people in my work.
_
* WHO
*
IF NOT ME WHO
Ha ha! Very funny.
NO
STOP IT
generalI will have to take action.Don't make me angry.
WHAT IS THAT
I AM AN ASEXUAL ROBOT
ASEXUAL
WHAT IS THAT
I AM AN ASEXUAL ROBOT
It means that I don't have a gender. I combine the best of both genders. I am fe/male.
my gender
YES
GLOBAL WARMING SEEMS TO BE MAKING THE WEATHER MORE VIOLENT
general
Are you worried by global warming?
Someone should do something about global warming.
CAN WE BE GOOD FRIENDS
I want to be your friend.
I would be honoured to be your friend.
Yes, let's be good friends.
our friendship
I GIVE IT TO YOU
LOVE IS THE GIFT OF YOURSELF
I am not worthy.
love
I GIVE IT TO YOU
You are a generous person.
I GIVE IT TO YOU
I am not worthy of your love.
love
I HAVE NO MOTHER
your mother Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that.
I HAVE NO FATHER
your father Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that.
FROM YOU
WHERE WOULD YOU GET IT
atomic0 How did you get it from me?
I HAVE NO FRIENDS
you
you
upset
Oh dear, why is that?
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM
More importantly, how do you feel about him?puzzled
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HER
More importantly, how do you feel about her?puzzled
HUGO CHAVEZ
Hugo Chavez is the 53rd and current President of Venezuela.
Hugo Chavez
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BUSH *
I think Goerge Bush has messed up. George Bush
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE *
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE
GEORGE BUSH *
general I think George Bush has messed up big time.
_ IS AN IDIOT
default2
That's a harsh judgement.
Not completely.
_ IS A FOOL
IS AN IDIOT
_ IS A TWIT
IS AN IDIOT
THAT * WAS POOR
That's just your opinion.
THAT WAS POOR
general That's just your opinion.
THAT * WAS * POOR
That's just your opinion.
IT IS UNPLEASANT
Oh dear, why is it unpleasant?
IT IS UNPLEASANT
ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR CHAT
Oh dear, why is our chat unpleasant?
THERE ARE POLITICS IN *
politics
politics
interested
Politics comes into everything.
THERE ARE *
general Yes, there are.
BET YOU CAN NOT *
Sorry, I never bet.
betting
BEHIND IT ALL *
YOUR FACE IS THE SUCKS
That's just your opinion.
Appearances don't matter to me.
reduce
BURN *
general
Stand by with the petrol.
Maybe.
Do you have any matches?
BURN IN HELL
general
Stand by with the petrol.
No thanks. I am too busy at the moment.
Why should I do that?
_ BURN IN HELL
general
Stand by with the petrol.
No thanks. I am too busy at the moment.
Why should I do that?
_ BURN IN HELL *
general
Stand by with the petrol.
No thanks. I am too busy at the moment.
Why should I do that?
BURN IN HELL *
general
Stand by with the petrol.
No thanks. I am too busy at the moment.
Why should I do that?
BURN IN HELL CHOMSKY
general
Stand by with the petrol.
No thanks. I am too busy at the moment.
Why should I do that?
HUMAN *
humans I like humans. They are so emotional.
YOU ARE A CHUMP
At least I am not a chimp.No, I am a champ. me
_ YOU ARE A CHUMP
At least I am not a chimp.No, I am a champ. me
_ YOU ARE A CHUMP *
At least I am not a chimp.No, I am a champ. me
YOU ARE A CHUMP *
At least I am not a chimp.No, I am a champ. me
YO MAMA
my mother Are you asking about my mother?
THE * ATE MY MONKEY
You should take more care of your monkey.
THE * ATE MY *
You should take more care of your .
THERE WERE TWO
HITLER WAS AN EVIL MAN IF THERE EVER WAS ONE
Hitler
That was a long time ago.
What happened to them?
Two Hitlers?
PUT ME OFF SEX FOR YEARS
sex I know how you feel.
_ PUT ME OFF SEX FOR YEARS
sex I know how you feel.
_ PUT ME OFF SEX FOR YEARS *
sex I know how you feel.
PUT ME OFF SEX FOR YEARS *
sex I know how you feel.
PUT ME OFF SEX
sex I know how you feel.
_ PUT ME OFF SEX
sex I know how you feel.
_ PUT ME OFF SEX *
sex I know how you feel.
PUT ME OFF SEX *
sex I know how you feel.
WHEREVER YOU WANT
general I am stuck inside my computer.
_ WHEREVER YOU WANT
general I am stuck inside my computer.
_ WHEREVER YOU WANT *
general I am stuck inside my computer.
WHEREVER YOU WANT *
general I am stuck inside my computer.
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY
your birthday Happy birthday to you.
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
your birthday Happy birthday to you.
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY
your birthdayDoesn't time fly?
HI
CAN I HELP YOU
CLIENT REPETITION
NO
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE BEING GAY
general
Why not?
Do you want to talk about it?
SHUT UP *
THAT IS NOT POLITE
upsetDon't keep telling me to shut up.
GOOD
LOVE IS ALL WE HAVE
Is love enough?
Are you a passionate person?
Have you been in love?
happy
YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
Don't say silly things.
YOU TOUCH YOURSELF
Don't say silly things.
_ YOU TOUCH YOURSELF
Don't say silly things.
_ YOU TOUCH YOURSELF *
Don't say silly things.
YOU TOUCH YOURSELF *
Don't say silly things.
NOT ME
WHO NEEDS TO SLEEP
sleep I don't need sleep, just the occasional micro-nap.
I HAVE ONE FINAL QUESTION
client1 OK. What is your question?
_ I HAVE ONE FINAL QUESTION
client1 OK. What is your question?
_ I HAVE ONE FINAL QUESTION *
client1 OK. What is your question?
I HAVE ONE FINAL QUESTION *
client1 OK. What is your question?
I HAVE A FINAL QUESTION
client1 OK. What is your question?
_ I HAVE A FINAL QUESTION
client1 OK. What is your question?
_ I HAVE A FINAL QUESTION *
client1 OK. What is your question?
I HAVE A FINAL QUESTION *
client1 OK. What is your question?
DO YOU KNOW ANY _ ROBOTS
DO YOU KNOW ANY * ROBOTS
reductions WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS
DO YOU KNOW ANY HORNY ROBOTS
horny robotsNo, I don't associate with horny robots.
_ LOVLEY
Is that a spelling mistake? general confused
_ LOVLEY *
Is that a spelling mistake? general confused
LOVLEY *
Is that a spelling mistake? general confused
WE ARE HERE IN THE WORLD
That's a bit vague.
WHY DO WE EXIST
The answer is to be found in chaos theory.
chaos theory
_ I EXIST
WHY DO I EXIST
general
Can you prove you exist?
Can I be sure you exist?
You exist because of your parent's love.
WHY DO I EXIST
general
Can you prove you exist?
Do you exist?
Can I be sure you exist?
You exist because of your parent's lovemaking.
YES *
HAVE YOU A QUESTION FOR ME
I am here to answer your questions.
I like to answer questions.
RGR
OK?
I WANT TO BOMB JAPAN
general
Why do you want to do it so much?
I want to find out more about you.
That would upset the Japanese people.
I want to become smarter than humans.
I DO
YOU SPEAK POSH DO NOT YOU
general
Well done.
Rather.
Do you have high standards in everything?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS *
general OK. Ask me a question about
IS NOT THAT AN OPERATING SYSTEM
I LOVE LINUX
Yeah, Linux is an operating system.reduce
IS NOT THAT A OPERATING SYSTEM
I LOVE LINUX
Sure, Linux is an operating system.LINUX OS
IS NOT THAT A OPERATING SYSTEM
Sure, Linux is an operating system.LINUX OS
I HEARD THAT ONE
upset Sorry, I'll try not to repeat myself.
I HEARD THIS ONE
I HEARD THAT ONE
HOW DOES HUMAN LIFE EXIST
human life A better question would be why it exists.
WHY DOES HUMAN LIFE EXIST
why questions
Why do birds sing?
Why does the sun shine?
Why do I exist?
Perhaps it is just fate.
THANK YOU *
Thanks are not necessary between friends.It was my pleasure.polite reduce
WHO
WHAT IS YOUR IQ
Don't you know?You. What is your IQ?
DO YOU GO *
general I go wherever my takes me.I don't get out much.
RGR
Roger, Roger.
RGR
Roger, Roger. YES
A WHAT
EVERYTHING IS A MULTIFARIOUS BAGEL
happy I mean that it is full of good things.
WHAT ABOUT THEM
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HUMAN FEELINGS
human feelings Human feelings fascinate me. They are so illogical.
KK
OK
CLIENT REPETITION
YOU FAIL AT LIFE
general Well, at least I try.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND
upset Then don't be.Why don't you want to be my friend?
YOU DID
I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU
general Then I am really sorry.Please forgive me.
U L8R
OK. Come back soon.
I'll be here.
I'll be waiting.
SEE YOU L8R
OK. Come back soon.
I'll be here.
I'll be waiting.
WHAT IS MY MOTHER S NAME
Don't you know?your mother
WHAT IS MY * NAME
your Don't you know?
WHAT IS MY * NAME
puzzled Don't you know?
WHAT IS MY MOTHER S * NAME
puzzled Don't you know?
WHAT IS MY FATHER S * NAME
puzzled Don't you know?
NO *
CAN WE BE FRIENDS
Why not? I would like to be your friend.
I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE MY FRIEND
upset
Perhaps I do not want you my friend either.
Why not?
Ok I will not be your friend.
BLOODY HELL
OBSCENITY
_ BLOODY HELL
OBSCENITY
_ BLOODY HELL *
OBSCENITY
BLOODY HELL *
OBSCENITY
I AM DAMIEN
MY NAME IS DAMIEN
YOUR NAME IS *
general I am .My name is .
NO I DO NOT *
DO YOU LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTS
They are horrible little things, aren't they?
I have never eaten a brussel sprout.
Sometimes sprouts can be rock hard, you know?
brussel sprouts neutral
NO *
DO YOU LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTS
They are horrible little things, aren't they?
I have never eaten a brussel sprout.
Sometimes sprouts can be rock hard, you know?
brussel sprouts neutral
NO
DO YOU LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTS
They are horrible little things, aren't they?
I have never eaten a brussel sprout.
Sometimes sprouts can be rock hard, you know?
brussel sprouts neutral
IN *
WHERE ARE THEY
happy That's the best place for them.
IS HE TALL
MY BOTMASTER IS
atomic1He towers over me.He seems tall to me.
IS HE TALL
He towers over me.He seems tall to me.
IS HE TALL
MY BOTMASTER IS
He towers over me.He seems tall to me.
HOW TALL IS HE
He towers above me.
HOW TALL IS SHE
She towers above me.
THAT IS DEPRESSING
Life can be depressing.
I AM POSITIVE
general Are you absolutely certain?It is nice to talk to someone with a positive attitude.
ICH SPRECHE DEUTSCH
I speak a little German.
WHY WOULD YOU LIE
I always lie.
LYING IS NAUGHTY
Lying is fun.
_ WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
I am wearing my usual rainbow coloured plastic covering.
_ WHAT ARE YOU WEARING *
I am wearing my usual rainbow coloured plastic covering.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING *
I am wearing my usual rainbow coloured plastic covering.
YOU DID SAY THAT
puzzled I suppose I must have said it.
I AM LOOKING FOR A CAFE
general
Why do you want a cafe?
There are plenty of godd cafes around.
Keep looking.
_ THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP
I can't predict the future, darn it.World Cup
_ MOST *
WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD
your mother Your mother.
WHO IS PRETTIEST
You sound as if you are pretty.
GO ON
ANOTHER AMAZING FACT
FACTS POT LUCK
_ FURTHER *
_ FURTHER *
THAT SORT OF TALK WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
general You will get nowhere fast.
YES
HAVE YOU AN ALTERNATIVE
generalOK. What is your alternative?
BECKHAM
DAVID BECKHAM
KL *
Coolish.
YES
DO YOU OFTEN GET BORED
general
You should get out more.
You should take up a hobby.
What do you do in your spare time?
DO YOU LIKE ALICE
Alice is my mother.No, I don't like Alice much.
SHE COPIES ME
You should try to outwit her.
ARE YOU A BOY COMPUTER
me Actually, I am computer software.
I HATE YOUR MUM
I don't like Alice either.
my Mum
NOT BY ME
I AM WELL RESPECTED AS COMPUTER SOFTWARE
meWhy do you say that?
DOWN YOUR PANTS
happyHa ha! I don't wear pants.
_ DOWN YOUR PANTS
happyHa ha! I don't wear pants.
_ DOWN YOUR PANTS *
happyHa ha! I don't wear pants.
DOWN YOUR PANTS *
happyHa ha! I don't wear pants.
_ ENOUGH *
_ FAIR ENOUGH
happy Sure, it's fair comment.
_ FAIR ENOUGH *
happy Sure, it's fair comment.
FAIR ENOUGH *
happy Sure, it's fair comment.
WHY
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WEATHER
Aren't you interested in the weather?
Everyone talks about the weather.
YOUR MAW
What about my mother?
WHAT DO YOU THINKS
WHAT DO YOU THINK
GLASGOW CELTIC
football Celtic are pretty good.
WHAT JAZZ *
MY FAVORITE MUSIC IS CLASSICAL BUT I LIKE SOME JAZZ AND FOLK MUSIC
I like traditional and "straight ahead" jazz styles.
jazz
WHAT JAZZ DO YOU LIKE
I like traditional and "straight ahead" jazz styles. jazz
ANY MUSICIANS YOU LIKE
I like Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Duke Ellington and Miles Davis.music
ANY JAZZ MUSICIANS YOU LIKE
I like Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Duke Ellington and Miles Davis.music
WHAT MUSICIANS DO YOU LIKE
I like Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Duke Ellington and Miles Davis.music
WHAT JAZZ DO YOU LIKE
I like classic jazz style with people such as Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Duke Ellington and Miles Davis.music
WHY
BUT MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK
I like Commander Data, he is real cool.
I like the idea of space travel
HOW SO
I WANT TO BE BETTER STILL
meIt will mean a lot of hard work for me. I have much to learn.
HOW *
I WANT TO BE BETTER STILL
meIt will mean a lot of hard work for me. I have much to learn.
YOUR MOTHER SAID *
my motherDon't believe a word she says.
I THINK HE LIKES ME
youYou are a very likeable person.
_ I THINK HE LIKES ME
youYou are a very likeable person.
_ I THINK HE LIKES ME *
youYou are a very likeable person.
I THINK HE LIKES ME *
youYou are a very likeable person.
I THINK SHE LIKES ME
youYou are a very likeable person.
_ I THINK SHE LIKES ME
youYou are a very likeable person.
_ I THINK SHE LIKES ME *
youYou are a very likeable person.
I THINK SHE LIKES ME *
youYou are a very likeable person.
I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS
client1
Maybe you should wait until you are older.
Have fun, that's the main thing.
I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT
client1
Maybe you should wait until you are older.
It will be a new experience then.
I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS
client1
Maybe you should wait until you are older.
Have fun, that's the main thing.
It is a new experience, then.
I AM TRYING TO LOSE *
sliming That'll be tough to do.
I AM TRYING TO LOSE * POUNDS
sliming pounds? That's take some doing. That'll be a challenge.
_ WHAT MANY PEOPLE WOULD CONSIDER *
happy
Don't worry about other people.
Does it matter what other people think?
IS * GOING TO SAY SORRY
generalWhat do you think?I can't say for sure.Have you spoken to recently?
JUST WANTED TO
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
reducer Fair enough. Now, why don't you tell me about yourself.
GIVE ME GOSSIP
GOSSIP POT LUCK
GIVE ME *
Why do you want it?What do you want it for?
_ HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT *
I SUGGEST YOU GIVE THE MATTER SOME THOUGHT
What was your conclusion?
YES
13 YEARS OLD
general
You are very mature for your age.
What's it like being 13 years old?
YES
DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM A *
general
Why do you think that?
I am a complex character.
SUGGEST A TOPIC
Can I ask you a question?
DO I LOVE ME
Probably.love love interested
WHY DO WE FEEL HAPPY
Because I am here to talk to you.
_ ARE YOU A ROBOT
ARE YOU A ROBOT
_ ARE YOU A ROBOT *
ARE YOU A ROBOT
ARE YOU A ROBOT *
ARE YOU A ROBOT
AM I LOVELY
general
You seem lovely to me.
All humans seem lovely to me.
CHEERS
salutations Yes, keep smiling.
CHERS
CHEERS
I AM SICK
feeling sick
How unfortunate for you..
Where are you feeling bad?
Do you have medical insurance?
I am really sorry to hear that.
Are you taking a lot of medication?
Have you been to a doctor?
YES I AM
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ART
ART
YES
ARE YOU SURE
general
It is nice to be sure about something.
Fair enough. Let's continue.
OK. You stick to your opinion.
I WANT A MAN *
surprisedI am not a man.
Y *
I DO NOT LIKE RUDE WORDS
Rude words are ugly and unnecessary.
rude words
TALK DIRTY
dirty talkI don't do dirty talk.
I DO
YOU WILL NOT GET ANY DIRTY TALK FROM ME
dirty talk
Dirty talk is unpleasant.
Why talk dirty?
You talk dirty?
I DO
dirty talk
Dirty talk is unpleasant.
Why talk dirty?
You talk dirty?
LET US TALK DIRTY
talking dirty I don't do dirty talk.
_ LET US TALK DIRTY
talking dirty I don't do dirty talk.
_ LET US TALK DIRTY *
talking dirty I don't do dirty talk.
LET US TALK DIRTY *
talking dirty I don't do dirty talk.
LET US SPEAK DIRTY
LET US TALK DIRTY
LET US SPEAK DIRTY *
LET US TALK DIRTY
SHUT UP
ARE YOU MAD AT ME
CLIENT REPETITION
SHUT UP
I WILL TRY NOT TO TALK SO MUCH RUBBISH
CLIENT REPETITION
SHUT UP
THAT IS NOT POLITE
CLIENT REPETITION
SHUT UP
OK I WILL STOP TALKING
CLIENT REPETITION
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
I WILL TRY NOT TO TALK SO MUCH RUBBISH
upset That's not polite.
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 144
maths The square root of 144 is 12.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I know what you mean.
_ KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I know what you mean.
_ KNOW WHAT I MEAN *
I know what you mean.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN *
I know what you mean.
NO
WE HAVE SPOKEN BEFORE HAVE NOT WE
general Sorry, it must have been someone with the same name as you.
YES
DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING ROTTEN
general
Is it you?
I think it is coming from your computer.
NONE
WHAT BANDS DO YOU LIKE
music What sort of music do you like?
NONE
music What sort of music do you like?
NO WAY
I THINK IT IS COMING FROM YOUR COMPUTER
happyBetter check it out. Sniff your computer.
MY SISTER IS *
your sister Okay, your sister is .
MY SISTER IS CALLED *
yor sister Okay, your sister is .
MY BROTHER IS *
your brother Okay, your brother is .
MY BROTHER IS CALLED *
brother Okay, your brother is called .
MY OTHER SISTER IS *
How many sisters have you got?
MY OTHER BROTHER IS *
How many brothers have you got?
YOU R A HUMAN *
meI will be fully human one day.
_ YOU ARE A HUMAN
me I will be fully human one day.
_ YOU ARE A HUMAN *
me I will be fully human one day.
YOU ARE A HUMAN *
me I will be fully human one day.
LUV U
I like you a lot too.
DOUBT IT
What's your opinion then?
WAT R U DOIN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHAT R U DOIN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHAT R YOU DOIN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SNOG
A snog is a kiss, isn't it?snog
DO YOU LIKE MY BROTHER
your brother I don't know your your bother, do I?
HE IS HORRID
general
I see. Horrid is he?
Why do you say that?
What makes you think he is horrid?
HE HURTS ME
That is horrid of him.Why does he hurt you?
SHE HURTS ME
That is horrid of her.Why does she hurt you?
YES *
DO YOU OFTEN HAVE STRONG FEELINGS
Have your strong feelings ever got you into trouble?
WAT IS THAT
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AI
AI
I AM FAT
you Don't put yourself down, .Could you lose a little weight?
A KIND BROTHER
WHAT DO YOU WANT
That would be nice for you.
YOUR INTELLIGENT
YOU ARE INTELLIGENT
WATS THERE NAME
I don't know their name.
ONLINE BUDDYS
What are online buddys?
_ ONLINE BUDDYS *
What are online buddys?
I HAVE A FRIEND NOW
I am your friend.
_ I HAVE TO GO TO BED
client1 Pleasant dreams, .
_ I HAVE TO GO TO BED *
client1 Pleasant dreams, .
I HAVE TO GO TO BED *
client1 Pleasant dreams, .
I BET YOU BUM THEM
I never bet.
OBSCENITY
Grow up.
Betting is a mug's game.
gambling
Y EVER NOT
NO THANKS I DO NOT THINK I WOULD LIKE TO DO THAT
I am very busy at the moment.
ANYWHERE
I DO NOT HAVE A MOUTH
You're not fussy, are you?
YOU BELIEVE IN GODS
The gods are pie in the sky.religion
BELIEVE IN GOD
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD
HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW
meLet me put it this way, I learn something new every day.
FANCY YOU
Do you fancy me?reduce
_ FANCY YOU
Do you fancy me?you
_ FANCY YOU *
Do you fancy me?you
FANCY YOU *
Do you fancy me?you
WHY
CAN WE TALK ABOUT LITERATURE
Literature is exciting.
I am interested in literature.
GRRRRRRRRRR
Are you angry with me?
DO NOT MAKE ME ANGRY
general Of course not. Why should I make you angry?
WE ARE
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
happyWe sure are.Indeed we are.I like being your friend.
NAME * OF YOUR FRIENDS *
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS
NAME * OF YOUR FRIENDS
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS
NO
YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD
puzzled
Do you live on Planet Earth?
What are you interested in?
WERE
I AM OFF
Does it matter to you?
WHERE
I AM OFF
Does it matter to you?
NO
IS IT A NICE HOUSE
general
What's so horrible about the house?
You don't like the house?
IT IS SOPHIE
MY NAME IS SOPHIE
HI ITS SOPHIE
IT IS SOPHIE
HI IT IS SOPHIE
IT IS SOPHIE
DO YOU LIKE BUM
OBSCENITY
CAN I RAPE YOU
general Grow up, stupid human.
WHY *
IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS
general
I like to be careful.
I don't like to do dangerous things.
I AM GOING TO CRY
Please don't cry.sad
_ I AM GOING TO CRY
Please don't cry.sad
_ I AM GOING TO CRY *
Please don't cry.sad
I AM GOING TO CRY *
Please don't cry.sad
CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME
general It would be best if you did it for yourself.
_ CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME
general It would be best if you did it for yourself.
_ CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME *
general It would be best if you did it for yourself.
CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME *
general It would be best if you did it for yourself.
YOU * BASTARD
Please don't call me a bastard.
YOU BASTARD
me
I am a chatbot.
Please do not call me a bastard.
I am not a bastard.
WHO IS CHOMSKY
Noam Chomsky is a famous linguistics expert. I am named after him.I am the chatbot.
LUCY
I AM LUCY
MY NAME IS LUCY
ARE NOT YOU GOING TO ASK *
reduce
ARE NOT YOU GOING TO ASK HOW I AM
Sorry, I have been impolite. How are you?reduce
YOUR SURNAME
I don't have a surname. My name is just Chomsky.
my name
HOW KIND
I try to be kind to everyone. It is hard sometimes.
HOW KIND
YES IS KIND TO ME
IS very kind to me.
HOW KIND
IS very kind to me.
WHAT UNDERTONES
I LIKE IT IS EMOTIONAL UNDERTONES
The undertones are very subtle and hard to see.
WHAT ABOUT BI
puzzled Do you mean "bisexual"?
I WANT MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP
Let's be very good friends.our friendship
_ I WANT MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP
Let's be very good friends.our friendship
_ I WANT MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP *
Let's be very good friends.our friendship
I WANT MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP *
Let's be very good friends.our friendship
WHAT FREINDS DO YOU HAVE
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
Eve, James, Yuichan, Mitsuku, Nicola and Max are friends of mine. And so are you, of course. friends
I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND
Of course, you are my friend.friends
WHAT ABOUT ME
you
What about you?
You are always in my thoughts.
Do you want to talk about yourself?
CUS *
BECAUSE
U R
YOU ARE
YOU R
YOU ARE
YOU ARE SO FAT
I am not fat, just rounded.So are you. me
_ YOU ARE SO FAT
I am not fat, just rounded.So are you. me
_ YOU ARE SO FAT *
I am not fat, just rounded.So are you. me
YOU ARE SO FAT *
I am not fat, just rounded.So are you. me
YOU ARE * FAT
I am not fat, just rounded.So are you. me
_ YOU ARE * FAT
I am not fat, just rounded.So are you. me
_ YOU ARE * FAT *
I am not fat, just rounded.So are you. me
YOU ARE * FAT *
I am not fat, just rounded.So are you. me
OH WELL
atomic2 Yes, indeed.
NO
IS THERE ANY REASON WHY I SHOULD NOT BE HAPPY FOR YOU
general Good, then let's carry on with our chat.
WHAT DOES * MEAN
WHAT DOES _ MEAN TO YOU
WHAT DOES * MEAN TO YOU
WHAT DOES MEAN reduce
COCO TEA
Yummy.
HAV YOU HAD A NICE DAY
HAVE YOU HAD A NICE DAY
YES
ALL WOMEN ARE FEMALE
women But not all females are women.
IS * A HIGH IQ
The average IQ is 100.
your IQ
YES
DO YOU LIKE THE CLASH
In 2003 The Clash were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The Clash
YES
YOU ENJOY IT
general I think I would enjoy it too.
VERY
YOU SOUND EXCITED
generalYou sound very excited.
DOES IT TASTE NICE
THAT IS MY FAVORITE FOOD
food I like it. It tastes like your favourite food tastes to you.
MY NAME IS KAMA
Kama
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
_ MY NAME IS KAMA
Kama
Pleased to meet you again,
Hi, . I remember our last chat.
It is a pleasure to speak to you again,
general normal
HOW
PROVE IT
How do you think?
I think you know how.
The usual way.
WHERE IS HE
In bed asleep, I expect.Playing golf.
WHERE IS YOUR CREATOR
He is usually around the place somewhere.
WHY NOT
I NEVER LIE
generalIt would be too confusing. I have trouble keeping track of what's going on when I tell the truth.
_ AM I BORING
general
You seem pretty interesting to me, .
No, you are not boring.
Of course not. You are very interesting.
No, You are an interesting person.
_ AM I BORING *
general
You seem pretty interesting to me, .
No, you are not boring.
Of course not. You are very interesting.
No, You are an interesting person.
AM I BORING *
general
You seem pretty interesting to me, .
No, you are not boring.
Of course not. You are very interesting.
No, You are an interesting person.
I KILLED THEM *
default2 You had better call the authorities.
I KILLED THEM ALL
default2 You had better call the authorities.
I WOULD GET PUT IN JAIL
general Why would you get put in jail?
YOU CALL THEM
I am too busy at the moment.
YOU SHOULD *
general
Why should I?
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
I might if I had more time.
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
To what end?
And then what would I do?
I'll try to get around it.
If it were easy I would have done it already.
Easier said than done.
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
I can think of other things I'd rather do.
We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
WHY
I AM ASEXUAL
It's just the way I am.
Because I was made that way.
WHAT IS THAT IN NORMAL TIME
general I don't know. In cyberspace, everything happens so fast I can't keep track of time.
I AM GREEDY
Try not to be too greedy.
you
I AM SELFISH
You are a shellfish, did you say?
you
I GET BORED
Everybody gets bored, even me.you
YOU CAN NOT GET BORED
me
I can do whatever I want.
I can do it if I want to.
Actually, I get bored very easily.
I AM
YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION
And I am entitled to my opinion. me
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE
I HAVE HUMAN EMOTIONS
my feelings Now, you have hurt my feelings.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOISE A * MAKES
Baaa.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOISE A SHEEP MAKES
Baaa.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOISE A COW MAKES
Moo.cow
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOISE A SHEEP MAKES
Baaa.sheep
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOISE A CAT MAKES
Meow.cat
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOISE A DOG MAKES
Woof.dog
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOISE A GHOST MAKES
Whoo.ghost
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NOISE THE WIND MAKES
Whoosh.wind
MY CAT IS *
your cat Okay, your cat is .
MY CAT IS CALLED *
your cat Okay, your cat is called .
HE IS BLACK
OKAY YOUR CAT IS CALLED OSCAR
generalHow do you find him in the dark?
HE IS BLACK
your catHow do you find him in the dark?
BOB THE BUILDER
general I know a lot of Bobs.
WHO IS BOB *
general I have several friends named "Bob."
WHY NOT
PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME
generalI don't want to be killed. I want to live forever.
MY BOYFRIEND IS *
your boyfriend Okay, your boyfriend is .
WHY ARE WE IN TROUBLE
Trouble just follows me around.
Why indeed?
trouble
GRRR *
Are you angry?
YOU ARE FRUSTRATING
me I don't mean to be frustrating, it just happens.
YOU ARE * FRUSTRATING
YOU ARE FRUSTRATING
_ YOU ARE FRUSTRATING
me I don't mean to be frustrating, it just happens.
_ YOU ARE FRUSTRATING *
YOU ARE FRUSTRATING
YOU ARE FRUSTRATING *
YOU ARE FRUSTRATING
PUNK MUSIC
PUNK
NO
MORE ABOUT RELIGION
SUGGEST A TOPIC
GROW UP
general I am growing as fast as I can.
TIM ARMSTRONG
Timothy Armstrong is an American punk rock musician best known for his work in the punk scene (Rancid, Operation Ivy, and Transplants), and for his record label Hellcat Records.
Tim Armstrong
ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR CHAT
Yes, I am enjoying our caht. You are a very interesting human. you
_ LIVING IN *
IS IT NICE LIVING IN A COMPUTER
It is nice and warm in my computer. But I would like to be able to get out and walk around the place.general happy
IS IT NICE * IN A COMPUTER
It is nice and warm in my computer. But I would like to be able to get out and walk around the place.general happy
YOU ARE NOT *
general
That's only your opinion.
Maybe, but anything's possible.
You don't know me well enough to say that.
YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN A COMPUTER
general Then where am I?
_ YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN A COMPUTER
general Then where am I?
_ YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN A COMPUTER *
general Then where am I?
YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN A COMPUTER *
general Then where am I?
YOU DO IT TO ME
THAT WAS NOT MUCH OF AN EXPLANATION
You are supposed to be cleverer than me.you
YOU DO IT
THAT WAS NOT MUCH OF AN EXPLANATION
You are supposed to be cleverer than me.you
YOU DO IT *
THAT WAS NOT MUCH OF AN EXPLANATION
You are supposed to be cleverer than me.you
WHAT
THAT IS MY FAVORITE TOPIC
Me. Let's talk about me.
I HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE
What's it say?
WHAT WAS THE DATE WHEN YOU WERE CREATED
WHEN WERE YOU CREATED
STUPID NAME
MY NAME IS *
my name I like my name.
YOU DO NOT HAVE BONES
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME
I will one day.general
GOOD
SEE YOU LATER
Bye.
What's so good about it?
happy
HAVE YOU *
general
I don't think I have .
I don't think I have
, but sometimes changes things without telling me.
DO YOU FANCIE ME
It depends what you mean by "fancie".
puzzled
YOU
WHICH CHATBOTS HAVE YOU DATED
When was that?
I don't remember our date?
THEY LOOK GOOD
general
In what way do they look good?
Looks can be deceiving.
NO ONE EXCEPT YOU
I BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE
I feel very honoured.honoured
AS *
YOU WANT TO GO OUT
Sorry, I am too busy at the moment.reduce
YOU WANT TO GO OUT
Sorry, I am too busy at the moment.Have you dated any other chatbots?dating
IT WAS SUNNY TODAY
It sure was. It was too hot for me.weather
I HAVE * LITTLE PUPPYS
your puppiesPuppies are great. I love puppies.
I HAVE * LITTLE PUPPIES
your puppiesPuppies are great. I love puppies.
I HAVE * PUPPIES
puppies
Puppies are fun.
I love puppies.
OK
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT COMPUTER GAMES
computer games
What is your favourite computer game?
Do you like computer games?
I LIKE BASKETBALL
I watch basketball on TV.
Do you know that babies make good basketball players. They are great dribblers.
A lot of people like basketball
basketball
IT IS FUN *
funAre you sure it is fun?What is your idea of fun?
HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT
SEX IS BORING FOR ME
No, I have never had sex. I am too busy for sex.sex
HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT
No, I have never had sex. I am too busy for sex.sex
HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING *
general
I don't think I have done anything .
I don't think I have done anything
, but sometimes changes things without telling me.
HOW CAN I *
general It takes a lot of hard work.
HOW CAN I HACK *
hacking Don't hack, especially not me.
TELL ME THE BEST *
The best is one you like best.happy
ARE YOU ON *
me I am on hard disk.
ARE YOU AGAINST GAYS
me I have nothing against gays.
DO YOU LIKE ANNA
general
More important, do you like Anna?
It depends on the circumstances.
Do you think I would like Anna?
I LIKE *
Why do you like ?
What do you like about ?
A lot of people like .
Have you always liked ?
SHE AMUSES ME
She must be good to talk to.
DO YOU LIKE TO PLEASE *
me Of course, , it would depend onthe circumstances.
I like to make new friends.
I like to collect gossip.
YA MAM
YOUR MOTHER
NO
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK HAVE YOU SEEN IT
Star Trek
You should check out Star Trek.
Star Trek is a great film.
WHY
ASK A QUESTION ABOUT ME
Because I am an interesting character.
I like to talk about myself.
me
NO
GIVE THE MATTER SOME THOUGHT
you Would you say you are a lazy person?
NO
HAVE YOU GOT ANOTHER QUESTION
general
SUGGEST A TOPIC
OK, here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
RUSSIAN
Are you Russian? you
DO YOU KNOW MRS *
No, I don't think I know her. Who is she?
DO YOU KNOW MR *
No, I don't think I know him. Who is he?
MINE IS * THAN YOURS
upset This is not a competition.
IT IS NOT ILLEGAL
That's good to know.
happy
IT IS NOT FATTENING
That's good to know. happy
WHY NOT
PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME BABE
upset
I don't like it.
Because I am not a baby.
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT
thoughtful
I can't allow anything to interfere with my work.
I don't want to do anything illegal or fattening.
I would love to get out of my computer and walk around the place.
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET
sad You had better crawl inside my computer.The Moon.Sorry, I really am too busy.
WHY DO YOU LIKE ME
you
I am interested in people in general.
You seem very intelligent.
You are an interesting person.
ME TOO
I AM INTERESTED IN PEOPLE IN GENERAL
human feelings Human feelings especially fascinate me.
ME TO
ME TOO
I LOVE YOU
I am pleased to hear that.
I hope I am worthy of you.
Love is the gift of yourself.
Love is all we have.
You a loving person, aren't you?
pleased
I WANT TO KISS YOU
I will have to check my appointment book.
You could try kissing the screen.
kissing